Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours - Page 205

mlmbd · #**2041** January 6th, 2003, 07:31 AM

Just Observing!

mlmbd

Timstone · #**2042** January 6th, 2003, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kamog:
4. As speed increases, objects can be in several places at once (especially in a fight, or if the object is spinning.)

You would be traveling at the speed of time, that's my and RD's department.

Raging Deadstar · #**2043** January 6th, 2003, 06:56 PM

*Raging Deadstar lands squarely on his posterior and gets up, happily holding a camera with photographic evidence of Timstones prowess in bed*

I'm not gonna look at it, but if anyones willing to buy if for comedic purposes i'm open for offers

*waves film around in the air to catch attention*

Growltigger · #**2044** January 6th, 2003, 07:10 PM

Typical, I am away for a mere 2 months and the cantina goes and gets all smutty and filthy!

I am not sure that I really want to know how inadequate Timstone or Raging Deadstar or anyone else is in bed, after all, one of the cantina patrons is the Boston Sex Fiend, El Gryppho of the turbo charged happy sacks and we know that no one and I mean no one can compete with him!!!

Hello everybody, I am back from my sojourn in the desert but unfortunately cannot log on as Growltigga as (a) I do not know my old password and (b) have changed email addresses.. DOHHH

Can someone paraphrase what has been going on in the Last 2 months for me?

geoschmo · #**2045** January 6th, 2003, 07:17 PM

Welcome back Gt! If you really are Gt that is. You will of course be required to submit to a thourough DNA test to verify you identity. We will also need you to submit to a snif test by Barry. I don't think we need to tell you the penalty for failing a snif test. Suffice it to say it involves a short trip through the dino digestive tract. So if you are an imposter it's best for you to fess up now.

Geo

tbontob · #**2046** January 6th, 2003, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kamog:
Cartoon Physics Laws which also apply inside the Cantina

1. Any body suspended in space will remain in space until made aware of its situation.
2. Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter.
3. The time required for an object to fall twenty stories is greater than or equal to the time it takes for whoever knocked it off the ledge to spiral down twenty flights to attempt to capture it unbroken.
4. As speed increases, objects can be in several places at once (especially in a fight, or if the object is spinning.)
5. Certain bodies can pass through solid walls painted to resemble tunnel entrances; others cannot.
6. Everything falls faster than an anvil.
7. A sharp object will always propel a character upward.
8. Explosive weapons cannot cause fatal injuries; they just merely turn people temporarily black and smokey.

That's good!

The laws of cartoons and the cantina.

Maybe now I can understand what the h... is going on in the cantina.

Wardad · #**2047** January 6th, 2003, 07:57 PM

Hey, Is the REAL GT back???

Let's try some Tigga baiting and find out.

Where is Gryphin when you need him?

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P.S. to the real GT, David Gervais is doing the cool new avatars.

[ January 06, 2003, 18:00: Message edited by: Wardad ]

David E. Gervais · #**2048** January 6th, 2003, 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Raging Deadstar:
*waves film around in the air to catch attention*

aren't you supposed to develope the film before exposing it? Ah well, your loss is someone else's peace of mind!

Cheers!

David E. Gervais · #**2049** January 6th, 2003, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Wardad:
P.S. to the real GT, David Gervais is doing the cool new avatars.

Yup, and I think I can still be persuaded to do a few more! LoL.. maybe I should bump up my thread so GT can scan it!!

Cheers!

Raging Deadstar · #**2050** January 6th, 2003, 08:32 PM

Well if your really the real GT you'll know what word comes before Mrs GT's name!

Well whats happened, all the newcomers to the cantina got interested in the gryphin position which was a disaster for the fbw's as they had tons of drunk patrons slobbering all over them *HINT* Kamog *HINT*

Then tesco, mac and gryphin invaded the place with llamas, activated "the device" which ominously ticks all the time, and no-one knows when it will detonate! Then the cantina decended into a foodfight, pukes battlemoon imploded in on the cantina, the loo worshipping pygmies returned and well kamog, ruler of the pink winged potato pixies, defined the rules for cartoon violence in the cantina.

*In the name of good taste (what good taste! in this cantina??

) Raging Deadstar disposes of the camera, by putting it on board his ship to be used for future bribery*