Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours

[David E. Gervais]

Originally posted by growltigger:
David Gervais, is that a picture of you on your avatar?

Yes it is a pic of myself, although compared to the reflection I see when I look in a mirror, it does seem 'flipped' somehow! LoL

..and don't mind my 'name suggestions' my only intent is to stir up a bit of gray-matter. I'm sure you know how that goes!

Cheers!

[Raging Deadstar]

*Raging Deadstar slwoly hovers into his usual ship parking post, the afterbuners kick out and the entire battlecruiser crashes to the ground, a spare wheel hub bounces at, clangs a bit and rolls around for effect. Gives barry a large tip because everyones forgotten about him (insert sympathetic awww here) and wanders inside

Timstone is the source of much ridicule after ragnarok grossed out the cantina by showing the pictures of his lovelife on a large projector. Ragnarok at the moment is being chased around by taera the giant insect and is getting attacked by a giant flyswatter*

I'll help you ragnarok *grabs ultraviolet light off the ghb and holds it in taeras view, taera starts to wander towards RD, raging deadstar proceeds to pull out two cans and sprays, covering taera in silly string*

Dam! I thought that was my oversized cans of Xi'chiung bugspray.

*walks over to rags, puts on some trainers and they both run for it*

Remember that run like hell juice you joked about when gt chased you Last time rags? got any now?

[Ragnarok]

As Rags and RD are running for their lives from a giant green man eating bug. Rags yells out: Thanks for trying to help me RD. But it only made things worse by the looks of it!
Rags and RD are still running around the Cantina. They finally run outside dodging all sorts of different animals and cartoon people.
Rags reaches in his pocket and pulls out 2 cans of run like hell juice. (RLHJ) He tosses one to RD and they both gulp it down.
Noticing there was no effect Rags peals off the label to discover that they really drank some kind of gross liquid.
"Great... Just great... I knew I should have checked the labels closer! Someone must have swapped labels on me during a chase a while back!"
Rags again reaches into his final pocket and he pulls out 2 more cans. This time he checks to labels and sure enough the labels are indeed RLHJ. Once again Rags and RD gulp down this liquid and they dart off like it was nothing. They are soon out of reach of the giant green man eating bug and they stop to take a break.
The juice runs out of power and Rags and RD fall to the ground.
After a few moments of laying there RD and Rags hear what sounds like a bug heading their way. They turn around and see a green glob coming towards them at an incredable rate. Rags pushes a couple buttons on his uniform and they are transport to Rags Dreadnaught that was waiting in orbit.
Rags takes his command chair and he plots a heading towards to bug down on the planet.
"Prepare to die bug!" yells Rags as he enters the atmosphere. When they are in range Rags orders RD to fire the Massive mounted DUC. Only it is moddified(sp?) to shoot out cans of bug spray instead of Uranium packets.
The weapon fires and Rags pulls up hard on the ship to avoid hitting the surface. The DUC hits the bug and green gook is sprayed all over the place. Including Rags Dreadnaught.
"Great! I just had this thing washed yesterday!"
Rags puts his ship to auto pilot as he transports back down to the Cantina and orders a drink for himself and RD.
"That was close." says Rags to RD as they sip on their drinks.
Rags continues on, "But I am afraid we may not have seen the Last of that bug."

*Insert Dun-Dun-DUN music here.*

[Growltigga]

Growltigga, still finding sand in his underpants (yes, even the kevlar lined airtex comfort fit Y fronts with the reinforced gusset), conflabs with Mac, Gryphin, the FBW's, El Vomito and not forgetting our resident T-Rex valet, El Basmati Barry (he craps rice) and tries to work out why the average IQ level of the cantina has dropped so dramatically since the great Tigga followed Michael Palin's footsteps into the arid ergs and dune seas of the great Sahara....

With the "pling" of an imaginary lightbulb appearing over said esteemed intellecual's heads', Growltigga informs all that Raging Deadstar and Ragnarok are hereby official pronounced as acting like a right pair of muppets and numpty-heads, more associated with lesser known lifeforms and Manchester United supporters...

The verdict is guilty, the punishment is.....

WAIT FOR IT WAIT FOR IT

WHAT HAS THE CANTINA BEEN MISSING? says Growltigga as he saddles up Barry, sidles over to the kitchen door, pulls it open and reveals the slightly mongoosoid hordes of the Byzantine empire....

A DAMN GOOD CHASE THAT'DS WHAT....

off goes Ragnarok, RD defiantly pursued by a rapid Growltigga a la Barry, closely followed by the FBW's, hordes of Hollywood B list actors, Benny Hill, the Senegalese football team, the Byzantine armoured hordes mounted on camels and a small berber villager called Abdul..

The good times are back, David Gervais, come on down and call the cat a bastard, feel free to join in...

[Puke]

Puke extends a pseudopod as RD scrambles by, sending him spiralling through the air and landing face first beneath a table.

Rags is unable to come to avoid the ensuing cataclysm as RD is unceramoniously tripped by Puke, and leads the whole convoy of persuers into a large dogpile under said table.

Senior El Telimundo Mucho looks annoyed at the interuption to his chess game, and wonders why so many patrons have ended up under his table.

[Raging Deadstar]

*Feeling very offended by the ruler of the cantina RD gets up and drags over ragnarok*

One moment if you will

*Pulling out some green face paint, a frilly collar and some string Raging Deadstar promptly begins to dress raganarok up as kermit the frog!*

If you will this is a muppet!! I also take grand offence of being related to anything remotely near that place that is manchester! too many kebabs and indian restraunts down there!

*Points to ragnarok*

Now as i have proven my point i profoundly apologise for my behavior, i offer to buy Gt a fine wine of any cost and now i must do something!

*Picks up his baguette, lines up his shot, ignites it with someones breski and takes swing. FORE, and the small berber villager called Abdul goes flying across the cantina. Raging Deadstar promptly calls in his kylie minogue clone which he was saving as Growltiggas birthday present and bestows her on the feisty feline*

Now, after you have proceeded to take out ragnarok, unless he comes up with an escape as genious as mine i expect you to take real good care of her! And don't give her to gryphin aka owner of the turbo charged happysacks as the maitenance on those clones is horrendous!

*Raging Deadstar mounts one of the camels of the byzantine empire and waits for growltigga to give the order to attack rags*

[David E. Gervais]

..as I sit in my regular chair listening to the fake rain washing down the window, I watch as first RD, then Rags run past.. Gt is about to pass me but I wave my fresh new bottle of JD and point to the empty chair beside me. Gt pauses and shrugs his shoulders, why not, the FBW's should be able to handle this persuit. "what's on your mind David?" ..well, about the apparent lower IQ of the patrons, I think I might know what happened... tic, tic, Tic, TIC,... sorry, my pocket watch is having delusions, it thinks that IT is the device! (sip) It seems that Geo and I are the only ones that suffered no ill effects from the 'event' that triggered the mental breakdown of the patron's intellect. and I'm afread that it's partly my fault,... you see I'm holding on to a powerful secret, something that might even unbalance you Gt. But from the get go, I Liked your style so I'm gonna let you in on the secret,... (thunk!) The sip of JD must have gone straight to my head, I slumped over onto the table and quickly passed out,..

I guess you'll have to wait a bit for the secret!

[Timstone]

I have some bugspray. Or maybe some Dieldrin or DDT?

[dogscoff]

*Dogscoff reconfigures the wall-mounted GHB to emit ultra violet light, like in those bug-zapper devices. Taera feels himself strangely drawn to the glow...

[Gryphin]

:: A Tesselate BattleCrusier slides into the assigned parcking space, Notices a oversized wreck, Hm, Is he back? Na, couldn't be, Reads sign over entrance to Cantina, "Welcome Back GrowlTigga your mightyness" stops reading and wrips down every thing except "Welcome Back G", Strides into the Cantina crumpling rest of sign, glad he has a breathing mask on, Wonders when the Last time this place was cleaned up, A nod to the patrons, Can't quite hide being startled by the apperance of Growltigga leaning back in a massive thrown with people kneelign around him ;:
Morning GT, nice to see ya again. :: Decides not to put the copy of GT';s avatar with target rondels up on the dart board ::
Geuess I'll have to cancel the pic of you on the side of milk cartons.
As for this joint, I say we encase it in clear Permabilitium as a monument to all creation, (or some such).
As for the new one, there can be only one possible name, "The Cantina". You can call it anything else you want, but everyone will still refere to it as "The Cantina".