Bar Trek: The Next Generation. Episode 4: Sore Leave - Page 22

Kamog · #**211** May 14th, 2003, 04:52 AM

How about the episode where the Captain falls in love with a female alien? (Yeah, just like every episode.) Or the one where there's a planet exactly like earth, but it is run by Romans or gangsters or Nazis or something? Or the one where the ship goes back in time by flying around the sun really fast? Or the one where everybody gets some alien disease which causes them to either mutate or grow old or act crazy? Or the one where there's a parallel universe in which the alternate crew members have beards and they're evil?

mac5732 · #**212** May 14th, 2003, 05:03 AM

Ahh, the Wizened Old Mac, sits back and continues to watch the ahem, gyrations etc, of the clones of Episode one. He replays the film footage over and over again..... Ah the Tigga definitly knows how to close out a chapter... oh ya he mutters as a LH clone puts a Britney Spears clone in a most revealing position of seduction.... (sweat pours from Mac's torso and he reaches for his defibulator switch to turn up the power

) he continues to watch as he waits for the next episode to begin

In addition he looks on with amazement at the Gryphins "new additions"

and he wonders how they will get along with his Pseudo-life form symbiot wooly bear which lives upon his upper lip.
hopefully the poor little thing won't become confused to the point he starts radiating or oozing some type of secreation or puts on a new Custer hat

Erax · #**213** May 14th, 2003, 02:47 PM

Cap'n, we're all waitin' here for ye ta roll the opening credits for the episode of yer choice.

Taz, send me a beer and a haggis sandwich for while I wait.

dogscoff · #**214** May 14th, 2003, 05:51 PM

I like the idea of seeing you lot sporting goatee beards (I already have one- does that make me evil?) so I have unilaterally decreed that the next episode shall be:
Minger, Minger

Here's the episode we're sending up, and for the colonially-challenged, here is a definition of the word "minger". (It's pronounced to rhyme with "winger", not "ginger".)

Power Man · #**215** May 14th, 2003, 06:01 PM

Can we chose to be the Good or the Bad Version?

It will be just the girls that are ugly right??

narf poit chez BOOM · #**216** May 15th, 2003, 01:13 AM

there is only one narf. any non-narf's in blue suits will be hammered on sight.

Kamog · #**217** May 15th, 2003, 05:16 AM

We get to be in whichever universe where the girls are pretty, right?

geoschmo · #**218** May 15th, 2003, 05:47 AM

Spock's Brain was bad, but I think the worst one I ever saw was the one where Kirk got body snatched by the female scientist. Remember this was during the 60's. That episode was so bad it set the women's lib movement back decades and by some accounts was directly responsioble for the failure of the passage of the ERA amendment.

Watching Bill Shatner pretending to be a woman was just disturbing. [shudder]

Kamog · #**219** May 15th, 2003, 05:56 AM

Another really bad one was the one where Spock is overcome by urges and he has to return to Vulcan. It turns out that Vulcans live in a rather primitive way on their planet even though they are supposed to be so advanced technologically. Spock and Kirk have to go through this ritual combat to the death, and there's the usual unconvincingly dramatic fight scene.

mac5732 · #**220** May 15th, 2003, 06:46 AM

OT for just a sec. anyone here going to Origins in Columbus, Oh, in June? Shrapnel is going to have a booth there, just wondering, I'll probably go as its only a 2hr drive

just some ideas Mac