Sophistry - (Finished) Winner DrPraetorious!

[Jazzepi]

Nobody wants to see your rack

Jazzepi

[Lingchih]

Would anyone care to supply the poor Atlanteans with a bag of wine or cauldron of broth. I seem to have built up some rather massive armies that need food. I have many things to trade, and enough nature gems to build any of the above. Alas, we have no one skilled in nature magic.

[EarthRaver]

Damned im undersiege by baalz's evil lizards, might be hard to get out of this.

[EarthRaver]

Baalz said:
Concede.

Considering you attacked the holy empire whilst the legion was otherwise occupied I have precious little patience for your sniveling that now the earth shakes as they march on you. Still, I am not a heartless emperor, surrender your lands and none of your people need be crucified, nor your lands salted. Roll to show me your belly and I shall allow you to be my lap dog. Otherwise I fear you shall learn firsthand how the legion's violent reputation was forged.

We will never surrender to you and your lizardry minions, even if our nation shall fall,our spirit will always exist to haunt you of your old enemies . We will make this last stand historic and show you our nation's might. For this will end on our hallowed lands.We will fight for honor to avenge our ally the great Kailasa and stop this hungry gobbling menace from extending his reach to the whole northeast of the world!

[Everything above is 100% dramatization. None of it is intended to offend anybody related. Thank You.]

[Jazzepi]

Lingchih said:
Would anyone care to supply the poor Atlanteans with a bag of wine or cauldron of broth. I seem to have built up some rather massive armies that need food. I have many things to trade, and enough nature gems to build any of the above. Alas, we have no one skilled in nature magic.

Hahahahaha.

Feel our pain.

Jazzepi

[Jazzepi]

The people of Ry'leh are also interested in either your nature gems, cauldrons of broth, or bags of wine. Contact us if you wish to trade for gems or something else.

Jazzepi

[Baalz]

'tis not the Lizard Auxiliaries you should fear, but rather the men they are there to support. Lizards are not known for raping when sacking a city, the legionaries however are known to be.... enthusiastic in their entertainment. Those same auxiliaries you fear for their cold eyes once defied the holy emporer, but had the good sense to bend to the prevailing winds rather than condemn their people to slaughter. Pity you don't share their good sense, your people might have found honor fighting with the legion, now instead history will record this as the year the last of the tuatha fell. Such is the legacy of worshiping an overgrown snake and befriending monkeys.

[Sensori]

This last standing business is fun. So much fun it is that I'm doing it again on a pretty much dead nation. Only difference between the earlier war and this one is that I've actually fought Helheim' troops and defeated them (although at a horrible cost to naked women) more often than he has defeated the armies of Pangaea. Considering that Valkyries and Helhirdings are cap only, and I've beaten like 3-4 groups of from 15 (one group) to ~45 (most groups) of them, he shouldn't have a whole massive crapload of them lying around anymore.

Anyone wanna fight Helheim? I'd say now'd be the time!

[EarthRaver]

Another month closer to the extinction of my nation, so cool so cool!

[Baalz]

A well used deployment of air elementals, they certainly saved your bacon! To be honest I did not think you would outlast the first wave, but now that you have spent yourself repulsing our Auxiliaries you have earned the honor of seeing the pride of Ermor in action. We salute you as a worthy warriors, our captains will raise mugs of ale in your honor...once they have liberated them from your personal stores.