MP: Great Forum, game running

[Num]

I can send you this turn 10 fire and 20 nature gems. 30 death gems sounds good to me (or 20 death and 20 blood slaves if you prefer).

[arnob]

Hello

Is it possible to delay the current turn to monday evening (GMT+1) ?

I won't be able to connect to internet until this date !

Arnob

[Lihaässä]

@Muse - 20 Egems sent - where is your army? You have a good opportunity to raid monkey lands while he's main army is trying to invade me.

@Grijalva - you're attacking my territories without any warning. Is this how monkeys go to war? Prepare for hard times.

[earcaraxe]

Originally Posted by arnob

Hello

Is it possible to delay the current turn to monday evening (GMT+1) ?

I won't be able to connect to internet until this date !

Arnob

yes, it is

[Finalgenesis]

30 death gems it is, they shall be sent this turn.

@Lhassa

You brought this on yourself in possibly two ways: one, you twice ignored my monkey-offers of monkey-NAPs.

Secondly, someone is causing unrest in my territories that are suspiciously close your own, and you happen to have a nice national spy. Granted, it could be another nation, but given the distance involved, that would require a lot of patience...

...aaaand, if another player has spent all of this time patiently moving spies into distant places just to foment war between us...well...I guess he's earned his treat.

I guess I should point out to this hypothetical other player that if I do catch one of your spies doing nefarious deeds in The Land of the Apes, you should expect a veritable storm of monkey poo in the near future.

[BvG]

Dearest Grijalva

Spiders taste good
We not like them very much
NAP 3 so they die?

Three headed dragons
They are big, have fire breath
How make them suffer?

we cuddle you, if you like that
BvG, Shinuyama



PS: Translation for foreign monkeybrains:

We should team efforts against the spider riders, and then eat them. Unfortunately, They employ those huge three headed dragons, any hints about killing em?

[Muse]

Originally Posted by BvG

Dearest Grijalva

Spiders taste good
We not like them very much
NAP 3 so they die?

Three headed dragons
They are big, have fire breath
How make them suffer?

we cuddle you, if you like that
BvG, Shinuyama



PS: Translation for foreign monkeybrains:

We should team efforts against the spider riders, and then eat them. Unfortunately, They employ those huge three headed dragons, any hints about killing em?

We've a proposition for our gravelly goblin opponents-- relinquish the sea to us, and we shall grant an NAP-5 so that you might concentrate on murdering the spiders.

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To Machaka:

If we don't receive the agreed upon payment, unpleasant things may happen.

We've been quite patient.

[BvG]

Originally Posted by Muse

We've a proposition for our gravelly goblin opponents-- relinquish the sea to us, and we shall grant an NAP-5 so that you might concentrate on murdering the spiders.

Ah, sure!

This was all about reaching Machacka to begin with, and I think i got that a-plenty

however due to capital placement, western sea of storms (12) cannot be easily included in such a deal. If you agree to that exemption, then we got a nap 5.

PS: I assume you retract your demand for those last coastal provinces, so I'll continue there, but am ready to leave, in case I was mistaken.

[Muse]

Originally Posted by BvG

Ah, sure!

This was all about reaching Machacka to begin with, and I think i got that a-plenty

however due to capital placement, western sea of storms (12) cannot be easily included in such a deal. If you agree to that exemption, then we got a nap 5.

PS: I assume you retract your demand for those last coastal provinces, so I'll continue there, but am ready to leave, in case I was mistaken.

The entire sea is the deal, or face a two-front war.
An NAP-5 will give you ample warning should we wish to attack you; you've little to fear from the Western Sea of Storms.

As compensation, we shall relinquish Moorway (79) to you; we only wish the small province of Lower Hoburgia (84).
I trust you can see the strategic value in this.

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To Machaka:

There is no treachery-- we are still at peace.
We simply sold you some land that you requested. (The payment we've received just this turn, which we thank you for.)

We made no promise to remain at war with Shinuyama indefinitely.

We're quite simply withdrawing from all surface conflicts, as we likely should have done long ago.
We shall keep a single tea-selling kiosk on the beach, and return to the waves.