Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours - Page 228

dogscoff · #**2271** January 24th, 2003, 04:35 PM

'scoff, still headless, stumbles over to the jacuzzi, bumping into various people and items on the way.

primitive · #**2272** January 24th, 2003, 05:13 PM

Could anyone please explain to a non British what this MARMITE stuff is ?

It must be pretty disgusting if it's worse than the parts of PUKE served in the cantina lately.

Growltigger · #**2273** January 24th, 2003, 05:26 PM

Primitive, Marmite is a yeast extract which is thick and black like treacle, is very salty but contains about every Vitamin B compound you would ever need in life.... you eat it on bread, you put it in cooking BUT...

the big thing about MArmite is that you either love it or hate it. No one is ever in between.

Dogscoff hates it, I think Sarah Jessica Parker should be smeared in it

Marmite is the food of the gods, the elixir of life, ambrosia and nectar combined, and far more fun than peanut butter, hazelnut spread or any Shiphams' paste......

I LLUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRVVVVVVV IT

[ January 24, 2003, 15:28: Message edited by: growltigger ]

dogscoff · #**2274** January 24th, 2003, 05:29 PM

Marmite is evil, it is foul, it is the devil-vermin-twiglet-vomit-spawn, i hate it.

BLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGHHHH!!!!

There are probably some good marmite-hate sites out there.

Ragnarok · #**2275** January 24th, 2003, 05:58 PM

After Rags recovers from running into the bar (nice one David

) He gets up and takes his seat at his usual booth. He orders some breakfast and eats it.

I've never had marmite myself but from what I hear it isn't that great. So I will probably abstain from it.

David E. Gervais · #**2276** January 24th, 2003, 06:15 PM

We Canadians spread Marmite on the soles of our boots in the winter to provide a nice non-slip suface. It's saved my life more times than I can count!

..If Marmite was Colorless, Odorless and Tasteless Then I'd know what it really was! LoL

Yes I know I'm full of obscure references, but if you understand me, so are you! Digest that!

Hahahahahahaha!

[ January 24, 2003, 16:54: Message edited by: David Gervais ]

dogscoff · #**2277** January 24th, 2003, 06:44 PM

Quote:

We 'Canadians' spread Marmite on

Why the speechmarks around the word Canadians? Does this mean you are not as Canadian as you first appear? Where are you really from? Are you some kind of body-snatching pod being?

*Dogscoff, a replacement head now grown (thanks to a bit of "borrowed" DNA from Geo) and all the marmite 'washed' (said with a lewd waggling of the eyebrows) off by FBWs, pops a few caffiene tablets and picks up a baseball bat.

"They come for you while you're asleep. Don't fall sleep."

*Swings bat randomly, staring with wild eyes...

David E. Gervais · #**2278** January 24th, 2003, 06:55 PM

What 'Speechmarks'?

[ January 24, 2003, 16:56: Message edited by: David Gervais ]

primitive · #**2279** January 24th, 2003, 06:56 PM

MARMITE

primitve decides to pass on the Marmite and get his vitamine B from his regular source. He orders another beer.

Actually, in periods when I do a lot of endurance training, I take a Yeast exctract (tasteless) to get some extra B1 (Tiamine) which is not in beer. Highly recomended.

Growltigger · #**2280** January 24th, 2003, 06:57 PM

and then Dogscoff is immediately hit in the face by an eruction from Growltigga's new Bovril Cannon...

Dont like marmite, dont like marmite, I bet you are a girly poncy marmalade type of person then...

Growltigga lights up a fragmentation yeasty marmite bomb and lobs it as the El Regurgito