Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours - Page 230

Growltigger · #**2291** January 25th, 2003, 02:20 AM

OOOHHHHH, Dogscoff and 2 FBW's are covered in MARMITE, someone get some toast soldiers and a couple of boiled eggs quickly...

David Gervais, I hope you paid Tommy Cooper's estate appropriate copyright for that gag. Laugh? I did till the tears run down my legs.

Sheesh, after Friends, Frasier, Cheers, Sex and the City, Ren & Stimpy etc, can we please roll up our NEXT unfunny North American?

Gryphin · #**2292** January 25th, 2003, 02:25 AM

GT, if they was running down your legs I doubt they were tears.

mac5732 · #**2293** January 25th, 2003, 06:35 AM

RD how about somemore Liz Hurly clones in bright red or black very tight, revealing, shiny outfit, like the one she wore in bedazzeled, oh ya...

Mac watches mlmbd take the bomb over to GT, he smiles, one always puts one where one can find it, therefore, leaving the original still unfound he mutters.... tick... tick.... tick.... at least it hasn't tocked yet

Mac continues to relax contemplating his research into a question asked in another thread, 'why did the chicken cross the street' hmmm, he begins to jot down notes as he contemplates another of life's universal mysteries....

He passes on the Marmite or whatever the conconction may be, orders another brewski as his mind wanders again back to a short time ago when he was Hippie Geezer thanks to TerranC,

Researching Mac

Kamog · #**2294** January 25th, 2003, 10:02 AM

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Originally posted by Ragnarok:
I've never had marmite myself but from what I hear it isn't that great. So I will probably abstain from it.

Good idea! Marmite has this strong and strange taste to it. If you're going to try it, just try it once. If you don't like it, don't let people trick you into eating it again. I don't care how thin you spread it on your bread, I still don't like it.

David E. Gervais · #**2295** January 25th, 2003, 01:21 PM

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Originally posted by Kamog:
Good idea! Marmite has this strong and strange taste to it. If you're going to try it, just try it once. If you don't like it, don't let people trick you into eating it again. I don't care how thin you spread it on your bread, I still don't like it.

hmmm, sounds like Sushi!! I tried it and don't like it. But my friends keep insisting that it tastes good and I should give it another try. Yuk! Sour Cream, Yougart, Sour kraut and Spinnach are also on my 'Yuk List' and yes I have tasted them all. Now on my 'Yum yum List' I have all veggies, (especially cooked cabbage, brussel sprouts and peas & carrots) all meat, (I love bologna!) most fruit (especially when cooked!) All pastas's and I must not forget My ultimate weakness..... Chips! (with the exception of those Tostitos, way too bland, and if a chip needs a dip then it's not a chip IMHO!)

Now you know too much about me!

Cheers!

P.S. Did I mention I love gravy and KD? mmmmmmmm!

Taz-in-Space · #**2296** January 25th, 2003, 07:51 PM

...Taz notices that Kaladaar has apparently dropped his Marmite order and quickly presses a
button on the high-tech bar control panel. The marmite along with various odd and ends begin to levitate off the floor. Guided by joystick control, this collection moves back into the bowl
in front of Kaladaar.

'There you go Kaladaar - and no extra charge for the odds and ends!',says Taz. 'But I will now have to charge you the new Rookie Tax.'

Moving farther down the bar, Taz collects the bomb parts that mlmbd left. Hmmm, this looks like that 'Space Bug' Bomb that me and Mac installed in the storeroom! Oh well, just have to watch out for those 'crawlly bits' in the food for a while...

Hmmm, is that barbarian viking a rookie too? On second thought he looks more slow than silly...

With a shrug, Taz gets back to work.

Raging Deadstar · #**2297** January 25th, 2003, 11:21 PM

*Raging Deadstar slowly reverses his small transport into the doorway and opens the cargo bay, everyone gathers round and looks on. Firstly he rolls 5 barrels of Deadstar vodka for taz from his brewery. Taz smiles and goes off to "quality test" the new arrivals, then he wheels 2 large boxes in and goes about removing the ship from the entrance.*

*Walks other to mac with a crowbar, the old man slowly grips his custard firing missile launcher. The tension is so thick you could cut it with a knife and eat it. Raging Deadstar turns round and pulls open the large wooden crate. Suddenly a liz hurley clone in a very tight extremely revealing dress hops out sits on his knee. Macs eyes almost pop out and raging deadstar leans over and whispers to mac "Theres a free room upstairs"

Mac happily scampers off with the clone and RD sighs "lets hope the poor guys heart doesn't stop ticking!"*

GT, Your clones are happily waiting for you upstairs in a king size silk bed with massage oil, a course fur brush, Shepherd Neame ale and marmite and some ice cubes and after that a rose petal filled jacuzi. I'm sure that you'll brave the waters for that pleasure!

Anyone else after a clone for their pleasure, it's a 2000 mineral charge plus access to your tab for my own personal uses! If you ask me it's a good price

Now if you'll excuse me i'll be upstairs with Talena Atfield (from Kittie) Jytt Hyden (Pornorphans) and Otep Shamaya (Otep) with some drumsticks!

[ January 25, 2003, 21:25: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ]

Kamog · #**2298** January 26th, 2003, 12:15 AM

RD, do your clones know how to do the Gryphin position and Circle the Wagons?

David E. Gervais · #**2299** January 26th, 2003, 01:10 AM

..I walk back into the Cantina holding a bunch of pics under my right arm. I move over to Primitive Grab him by the ankle with my left (weaker) arm. Primitive's world is turned upside down and my weaker arm barely manages to prevent his head from bouncing off the floor.. What the heck, My left arm is not really that weak, to prove this point I swing my arm in an up-down motion banging Primitive's head a few time off the floor making a point to educate him in the process... Primi! it's not nice to be rude..bonk!.. Didn't your mum ever tell you to be nice to strangers?.. Bonk!.. Your best friend was a stranger before you met him/her!.. BONK!.. You'r not making it easy for me to be your friend! BONK! .. But I'm a nice guy, I'll give you another chance.. Here take a look at these..

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BTW: Conan the Barbarian is remarkably well mannered compared to you. Conan O'Brian on the other hand lacks that kind of finesse. Strange that you think you look like Conan the Barbarian but you're acting like Conan O'Brian.

FYI: I'm the kind of person who judges people by how they act, not how they look! ..and I give everyone a second chance along with the benifit of a doubt.

Have a Great Day, Primitive, Cheers!

P.S. I think the second to Last is a good likeness of you!

[ January 25, 2003, 23:19: Message edited by: David Gervais ]

Kamog · #**2300** January 26th, 2003, 01:16 AM

2000 mineral charge to get a clone? Hmm... How much is it to use the Holo-suites upstairs?