Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours - Page 237

Gryphin · #**2361** January 30th, 2003, 02:44 AM

Few things
mlmbd: Fred Harvy? really, I worked at the Grand Canyon from July 78 to April 79. I left just as they were laying the concrette for the McDonalds outside of the park.

GT: Um what is "tuppeny upright" ?
Next time you go to Texas, visit the land around El Paso, Auston or San Antonio.

"The sun has ris and the sun has set and I'm not outa Texas yet"
If the Devil owned both Texas and *ell he would live in Texas and rent out *ell."

At the battle of Sanjansento the heroic General Sam Houston captured the Mexican army that out numbered him 10 to 1. What they don't tell you is the Mexican army was taking a siesta at the time.

< Lived in Houston for about 5 years of my youth. My backyard was 20 square miles of forrest and overgrown farmland. >

[ January 29, 2003, 12:45: Message edited by: Gryphin ]

Kamog · #**2362** January 30th, 2003, 08:53 AM

Who is Kylie? Is she pretty?

Growltigger · #**2363** January 30th, 2003, 11:28 AM

Kamog, "Kylie" is a reference to that delectable, petite, Australian chantruese "Kylie Minogue". A small antipodean singer who is the original chuckabout

Yes, she is very pretty, but possibly her greatest asset is her rump, which connossieurs in England consider should be declared an Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty or which the more die-hard afficionados think should be declared a World Heritage Sight.

If I knew how to attach documents to this post, I would send you a copy of my screensaver

primitive · #**2364** January 30th, 2003, 11:58 AM

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Originally posted by Kamog:
Who is Kylie? Is she pretty?

Oh Yeah, she’s pretty.

She also has this “sex-kitten” image, which make us all believe she would be available (if we just met her).

And she’s very small, 1.53 (don’t know what that’s in feet and inches).

And she does some movements with her hip that would be really interesting to experience.

--- primitive dreams of the day RD delivers his pair of gigantic Kylies.

Growltigger · #**2365** January 30th, 2003, 12:26 PM

She is also apparently extremely good at playing Scrabble. I would love the opportunity to play (with) her, as I would spend the whole time trying to get really rude and sexually explicit words on the triple score boxes and see how see reacts....

Anyway, Primitive, what do you mean that she has this "sex kitten" image which implies she would get off with us if she met us?? she is mine

when she sang "can't get you out of my head", she was singing about me, she just doesn't know it yet

primitive · #**2366** January 30th, 2003, 12:53 PM

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she is mine

when she sang "can't get you out of my head", she was singing about me, she just doesn't know it yet[/QB]

Oh, I’m sorry, I had no idea.
And the doctors are really nice guys Tigga, the needle won’t hurt you at all.

dogscoff · #**2367** January 30th, 2003, 12:58 PM

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If I knew how to attach documents to this post, I would send you a copy of my screensaver

If I had a broadband link I'd share with you all my extensive collection of Kylie videos in mpg format, including (but by no means limited to):
-The infamous lingerie advert ('nuff said)
-"Spinning around" (The one with the hotpants, oh yes)
-"Kylie & Robbie Williams: Kids" (Great if you can ignore him)
-"Kylie & Nick Cave: Where the Wild Roses Grow" - fairly sexy, in a necrotic kind of a way. I still can't watch it without thinking of the Shire Horses' Version.
-Her latest one (can't remember the name of the song) where there are about 6 kylies all dancing down the street together. That's enough for my imagination.

-"Can't get you out of my head" with that... uhh... garment. You know, the one only held on by nipple-tape...

I might be persuaded to send out a few CDs with the above data on, if ppl speak to me nicely enough=-)

Oh, before you all start to accuse me of some kind of unhealthy fascination, I have dozens of music videos by other artists as well. It's not *all* Kylie.

Finally, I propose a new facility for the religious tech tree: The Kylie Shrine. Females worshipping at this shrine exhibit with miraculous arse-improvement effects, boosting happiness and reproduction system-wide.

Growltigger · #**2368** January 30th, 2003, 01:04 PM

[quote]Originally posted by dogscoff:

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Finally, I propose a new facility for the religious tech tree: The Kylie Shrine. Females worshipping at this shrine exhibit with miraculous arse-improvement effects, boosting happiness and reproduction system-wide.

Hey hey, where do I sign up the current Mrs GT for this one??

and Primitive, I dont think you have ever been the quarry in a GT inspired cantina chase. That remark will get you a leading role and no mistake

and Dogscoff, what does the current Mrs Dogscoff have to say about your unhealthy fascination with La Belle du Australie? I get slapped everytime I growl when Kylie is on TV

[ January 30, 2003, 11:13: Message edited by: growltigger ]

David E. Gervais · #**2369** January 30th, 2003, 01:25 PM

Don't know who Kylie is? See what all the fuss is about!!

Lookie Here!

...and you're welcome for the link!

[ January 30, 2003, 11:26: Message edited by: David Gervais ]

primitive · #**2370** January 30th, 2003, 01:34 PM

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and Primitive, I dont think you have ever been the quarry in a GT inspired cantina chase. That remark will get you a leading role and no mistake
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Cantina chase ?
Like in unprovoked and sadistic violence ?

No, it couldn’t be that, not in a nice place like the cantina.
Or could it ?

Well, Guess I find out soon enough.