Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours

[geoschmo]

Geo now wonders how Tigga is able to converse with him even though he has not said anything out loud but merely wondered. But since Gt is apparently psychic he thinks as loudly as he can that "industrial detergent" sounded to him more like something you would use to clean machine parts and wouldn't be suitable for contact with drinking glasses. But he supposes that considering the other stuff he has seen the big cat consume in the past and refered to as food he supposes that Tigga's must have stronger stomache linings than Geo's do.

[Growltigga]

I am psychic.. havn't you lot realised I have been using my mental flailer and my allegiance subverter for the Last couple of months??

Geo, I can survive a good curry, I can survive eating dog, I can survive eating lots of horrible things but I cannot survive american cuisine (what the hell is a corn dog? what the hell are grits?)

[geoschmo]

Corn Dog : Hotdog dipped in corn bread batter and deep fried. Yummy. Can't beat meat on a stick Tigga.

Grits are a bit of a mystery to me as well, but they are more of a regional dish. I do like them with sugar. For most people I think grits are more about what you put on them then what they are made out of per se. But they are made from corn to.

You have something against corn?

Geoschmo

[dogscoff]

A previously-backed up Dogscoff personality, now downloaded into a freshly cloned body (see, we can all do that retrospective life-saving bit, Tigga=-) watches the nuclear destruction of his undersea kingdom and indeed most of the planet- from a cloaked orbital space station. He chuckles to himself that 'Tigga has turned his own homeworld into an atomic wasteland in an attempt to destroy 'Scoff, but without success. He tractor beams the entire cantina into space in an artificial atmospheric field and flies off into the galaxy, away from the now scorched planet to find a new world to re-establish the cantina on. Before he leaves he drops mines all around the planet to prevent 'Tigga from leaving. He's made his bed - let him lie in it.

[geoschmo]

BUZZZZZZZZ. Point of order Dogscoff. Space Stations in SEIV cannot move.

[Rollo]

I reckon Dogscoff was using a mod .

[geoschmo]

Geo hangs despondantly from the wall of the cantina covered in peanut butter and soap flakes. Suddenly the shaking about of the Cantina as it is wrenched from the planets surface and hurtles into deep space knock loose one of Geo's arms that were pinned to the wall. Desperatly he reaches to his other hand and trips the switch on his Super Friends fanclub ring with optional temporal field generator. The resulting temporal causality loop takes everyone in the cantina back in time to a point immedietly prior to when Dogscoff cropped off Tigga's head, but miraculously without altering anyone's memory of the events that followed it.

Geo quickly jumps up between Dogscoff and Gt before the events unfold again and offers to buy them both a drink if they will make peace and stop all this silliness.

[ July 30, 2002, 19:23: Message edited by: geoschmo ]

[Puke]

gratefull to be back in time, Puke scoops up Geo's bag of dispersions (which is still full and unsacttered at this point) and prepairs to cast them upon any sillyness, should it ensue. Taz turns the dishwasher on 'high' lest any unexpected miscreants pop out.

Puke points out to his Viking companion that with the possible exception of combat movement, base movement is unmodable in SE4.

[Rollo]

Rollo points out to the talking puddle at his table that base movement is very well modable in SE4. But let's not get technical here.

*Rollo orders a keg of mead and whatever Puke prefers

[Puke]

puke extends a pseudopod to grasp his pint, and pours some more beer into himself. "yes, but can they WARP" retorts puke, not wanting to actually load up a game to verify his arguement.