Joker: new game, new theme, HA Ha ha

[Gregstrom]

What do you do when you see a little blue human in front of you?

Stop and cheer him up, of course!

[Bwaha]

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To my liberal friends:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all;”

PLUS

“a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only “AMERICA” in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual orientation of the wisher.” (Disclaimer: By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher who assumes no responsibility for any unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not caught up in the holiday spirit.)

To my conservative friends: Merry Christmas and have a happy new year.

[Tifone]

Thanks for your liberal one I apply to!! Best wishes to you too my friend!

[Ylvali]

Thats wonderful bwaha! And now I´m stealing it if thats ok with you.

Oh, and merry whatever to you too!

[GrudgeBringer]

Yep.....What HE said goes to all MY Liberal friends also!!!

I also am going to have to steal this and sent to my ULTRA Conservative Girlfriend. I am going to do this she can at least TRY and wish her sometimes Moderate, sometime Liberal, and sometimes CRAZY friends a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year also.

And to you my friend...Have a Joyful and Merry Christmas and a Profitable/Safe/and Happy New Year!!

[Bwaha]

Take it and enjoy the laughs. I heard it on the radio and damn near fell off my bar stool laughing. Its much better spoken...

[Tifone]

The pace is good but we're having no more humour

[Bwaha]

This might help...http://www.funnymos.com/to-the-rescue.html

[Mithras]

Well that bodes well for the next person to post a funny comment...
Today a large parcel apeared outside the gates of Ermor. It was marked brakable and the arrow marked "This side up" was pointing towards the ground. After signing for it the mages of Ermor excitedly unwarped then and there... it was there new god, well at least it was supposed to be, it looked more like a huge ornamental fountain to them. After turning it the right way up they tried a bit of light praying to see what the thing could do...
George now inhabits one of the less well looked after courtyards in the Ermorian citidel. The ping pong trick seems to amuse the pidgeons, at least they've showered George with something...

Note to future gods: The old 'water to wine' slight doesn't work when half your worshipers are undead and the other half are old men who've spent most of their life being celbrate and tetotle in your name.

[Bwaha]