The Race to Insanity and Beyond!

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

OK.....why has this wonderful discussion about nothing in particular died?

edit: I may have been gone for a long time but for some reason, I still have more posts than NA! Geez, I remember when we competed for postcount with each other.....

[Ironmanbc]

Strategia_In_Ultima said:
OK.....why has this wonderful discussion about nothing in particular died?

edit: I may have been gone for a long time but for some reason, I still have more posts than NA! Geez, I remember when we competed for postcount with each other.....

Well I've got nothing in particular to say anyways

[NullAshton]

Strategia... we competed for post count?

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

Well..... I seem to remember something along those lines, at least. In this thread. Somewhere. A long time ago.

[NullAshton]

Whatever. My avatar is still cooler than your avatar.

See? I have STARS.

[narf poit chez BOOM]

Subject: New Twist On Old Joke
Author: Chris French
Date: 22 Jan 2007 04:15 AM
Q: What do you get if you cross a hippopotamus, an elephant, and a
rhinoceros?

A: You get stomped to death by three very large, very pissed-off
African mammals.



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CF

I Read Baened Books

Subject: FW: Summary of this year's emails
Author: Leonard Hollar
Date: 13 Jan 2007 07:03 PM




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Subject: Fw: Summary of this year's emails





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I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat poop in the glue
on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that
needs sealing.

Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.

I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown)
who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time.

I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the
$15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating
in their special e-mail program.

I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out
for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish.

I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant
freaks with no eyes or feathers.

I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water
buffalo on a hot day

Thanks to you, I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward

an email to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.

Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove
toilet stains.

I no longer can buy gasoline without taking a man along to watch the car so
a serial killer won't crawl in my back seat when I'm pumping gas.

I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr. Pepper since the people who make these
products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans.

I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer.

And thanks for letting me know I can't boil a cup water in the microwave
anymore because it will blow up in my face...disfiguring me for life.

I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked
with a needle infected with AIDS.

I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume

sample and rob me.

I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al
Qaeda in disguise.

I no longer shop at Target since they are French and don't support our
American troops or the Salvation Army.

I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number
for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica , Uganda , Singapore

and Uzbekistan ..

I no longer have any sneakers -- but that will change once I receive my free

replacement pair from Nike.

I no longer buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have

their recipe.

Thanks to you, I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big brown
African spider is lurking under the seat to cause me instant death when it
bites my butt.

Thank you too for all the endless advice Andy Rooney, George Carlin and

Robin Williams has given us.. I can live a better life now because they told


us how to fix everything.

And thanks to your great advice, I can't ever pick up $5.00 I dropped in the

parking lot because it probably was placed there by a sex molester waiting
underneath my car to grab my leg.

Oh, and don't forget this one either! I can no longer drive my car because I

can't buy gas from certain gas companies!

If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70
minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 PM this
afternoon and the fleas from 12 camels will infest your back, causing you to

grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a
friend of my next door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's
cousin's beautician...........and believe it or not, this email will be
tracked.

Have a wonderful day....

[NullAshton]

Shameless post padding to check my signature. Whooo, squirrels!

[narf poit chez BOOM]

How your computer works - Whoever made this is a genius.

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

narf poit chez BOOM said:
How your computer works - Whoever made this is a genius.

Sweet Jesus..... that's brilliant! And captivating as hell.....

[NullAshton]

Interestingly enough, if you look closely enough you can see that the balls are created at one place, and destroyed at another.