Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours - Page 241

mlmbd · #**2401** January 31st, 2003, 03:40 PM

mlmbd, realizing that he travel back in time with everyone else reaches in he pockets and recreates the divice from just a few seconds earlier. tossing it at GT. *Splat* right onto the "5 second travel back in time" machine which GT has. One....Two....BLAM!! Again 'all' of GT's and himself are strewn all over the 'Cantina'. Along with 1000's of pieces from the "5 second travel back in time" machine.

I do Remember the Alamo says mlmbd

mlmbd

Growltigger · #**2402** January 31st, 2003, 05:05 PM

But mlmbd is forgetful that the Great GT is protected by a powerful field which precludes any second attempt at time travel. THe bLast of fire indicating that this shield has worked confuses mlmbd, who thinks GT has disintegrated. He hasn't in fact he is behind mlmbd and is holding the dreaded red hot poker hand cannon...

A full magazine is fired, and mlmbd can be seen, eyes boggling, and steam coming out of his back passage, GT whistles and Barry, dressed up like a kicker from the Tampa Braves, comes charging up and boots mlmbd out through the roof of the cantina, and into the upper levels of the ionosphere

Hey everybody, shouts GT, look a shooting star

Awwww, ain't that sweet

mlmbd, remember george bush

Gryphin · #**2403** February 1st, 2003, 12:28 AM

GT I'm sure you will be blase about th knowledge that we have given up on the killey chick.
We have decided to accept Shania Twain's offer to move in with us.

mlmbd · #**2404** February 1st, 2003, 02:23 AM

*mlmbd just returns to his seat. He decides to just watch the chase of Mottlee by; the Byzantine killer horde of killer mongooses (refreshed yet moddy after a night with the "girls") marshalls up behind GT, the FBW's grab frying pans and take their places, Lisa Kudrow tunes into reality long enough to get a set of nutcrackers, the Goombay Danceband (clutching bits of wood with 6 inch nails driven through them) form up, along with a screaming horde of very angry Bedouin and Berber camel riders, waving scimitars and screaming revenge for the bread orientated assualt on their freind, Abdul.... 1500 micro ninja shrimp swarm in on the flanks....*

Ah..........

This ought to be interesting! *mlmbd thinks to himself*

mlmbd

primitive · #**2405** February 1st, 2003, 02:32 AM

Eeh,
mlmbd
Check out GT’s previous post, you may not want to relax to much.

And thank you for the address, my new limbs are beautiful.

Growltigger · #**2406** February 1st, 2003, 02:42 AM

Mlmbd, read further down old boy. Mottlee is being primarily pursued by the Kylie-led velociraptor horde, YOU are the target for the GT led slavering army of blood thirsty killer entities hot for your bloode...

prepare to be dismembered and in certain cases, eaten alive

TALLLLLYYYYYYY HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

mlmbd · #**2407** February 1st, 2003, 06:34 PM

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But mlmbd is forgetful that the Great GT is protected by a powerful field which precludes any second attempt at time travel.

I came back with you. So, it is not a second attempt!. But you make the rules, SO!

*mlmbd is very glad that he has airborne training. | mlmbd searches for the pack in front of him. OK! he says to himself. Pulls the cord! Puf, the parachute opens. He guides himself, landing in the 'Cantina' parking lot!*

*mlmbd, enters the 'Cantina'* GT, hey; that was a great fun, your Lordship! *mlmbd exclaims, smiling* You ought to submit that Euro Disney as a 'A' ticket ride! *mlmbd remarks*

GT,

Quote:

Hey everybody, shouts GT, look a shooting star

Ah, go on. Thanks, but I'm not that famous!

Quote:

mlmbd, remember george bush

Oh, I do. Both of them!

mlmbd

F Te antKe · #**2408** February 1st, 2003, 09:37 PM

I have lurked long enough. Hello guys and every other being. It is nice to meet you, (I hope).
Does anyone sell a device to protect a girl from cartoon violence? I have my own devices to protect me from the denizens.

Raging Deadstar · #**2409** February 1st, 2003, 10:44 PM

Hey F Te antKe, I believe that people like GT and myself are quite the *cough* corteous gentlemen and will leave girls safe from cartoon violence. Of course watch out for that Ragnarok, yes he's a wiley/horny fellow and will try any old trick to get one up on a patron (Joking Rags

)

As for devices to deal with the other patrons i'd be quite interested to what these are, and are they as lethal as the red hot poker cannon wielded by Growltigga??

Also if your interested i offer a nice cloning service in which i abduct celebrities or just about anyone and clone them so you can use them for bodyguards, henchmen, love toys and anything else really! the cost is 2000 minerals and access to your tab, what do you say

Wheres timstone at the moment, Last i heard rags scratched his ship with his keys

maybe he's getting a new paintjob?

Ruatha · #**2410** February 1st, 2003, 10:51 PM

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Originally posted by F Te antKe:
I have lurked long enough. Hello guys and every other being. It is nice to meet you, (I hope).
Does anyone sell a device to protect a girl from cartoon violence? I have my own devices to protect me from the denizens.

Hi.
Please stop by this poll and vote.
It's the first post in the thread.
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