Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours - Page 25

tesco samoa · #**241** July 30th, 2002, 09:18 PM

Actually Rollo,..

Tesco gave dogscoff an enhanced flux capicitor so he can travel though time quicker

We were handing them out on the patio....

For every Tuborg your buy you get a scratchy card for the chance to win a flux capicitor

DirectorTsaarx · #**242** July 30th, 2002, 09:41 PM

Director Tsaarx steps in, followed by a dozen "TIB" (Timecops In Black) agents, hands out citations all 'round for improper use of flux capacitors and confiscates Geo's Superfriends ring for analysis.

"I'd neuralyze all of you, but that would just further muddy the streams of time, not to mention the increased tachyon pollution."

The TIB agents then walk to the stage, revealing their true identities as the greatest (presumed dead) musicians of the past 50 years, and soothe the savage beasts of the pub with music. The Director, meanwhile, is trying to figure out why there are Tribbles hanging out with Taz...

geoschmo · #**243** July 30th, 2002, 09:52 PM

Geo thanks Puke for taking his dispersions and offers to give him his reservations as well if he would like them. He hands over his superfriends ring willingly to the TIB men, as anyone knows the superfriends ring with optional temporal field generator is only good for one use, and he hasn't been a member of the super friends fanclub anyway since the nasty business with the restraining order filed against him by Wonder Woman. He hands Taz a few quarters to keep the washer running and then asks DirectorT if the TIB Mosters of Rock band take requests, and if so he'd like to hear "Freebird".

[ July 30, 2002, 21:01: Message edited by: geoschmo ]

DirectorTsaarx · #**244** July 30th, 2002, 11:23 PM

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Originally posted by geoschmo:
Geo thanks Puke for taking his dispersions and offers to give him his reservations as well if he would like them. He hands over his superfriends ring willingly to the TIB men, as anyone knows the superfriends ring with optional temporal field generator is only good for one use, and he hasn't been a member of the super friends fanclub anyway since the nasty business with the restraining order filed against him by Wonder Woman. He hands Taz a few quarters to keep the washer running and then asks DirectorT if the TIB Mosters of Rock band take requests, and if so he'd like to hear "Freebird".

Any request you like except "Freebird". Or "Stairway to Heaven." Well, maybe we'll play some new Versions of Stairway. And if you hold up your lighter long enough, and keep the flame high enough to set off the sprinkler system, we might consider playing Freebird.

Stone Mill · #**245** July 30th, 2002, 11:46 PM

Stone Mill wonders what the heck the bartender has been serving, as his brain "feels tingly."

Maybe he should not have ordered by saying, "I'll have what they're drinking."

He kills the time by passing along a horrible Star Trek joke:

Q: Why was Spock so upset with Kirk?
A: Kirk kept leaving the Captain's log in the officer's restroom. How inconsiderate.

Stone Mill winces.

[ July 30, 2002, 22:54: Message edited by: Stone Mill ]

dogscoff · #**246** July 31st, 2002, 01:06 AM

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I am not saying that intel is cheating at all, only that you are cheating if you have researched intel, built up a meaningful capability to actually run projects like order snafu's on me ALL BY TURN 4

Well I'm certainly not going to disclose sensitive details about my strategies, but be assured that I'm not cheating in any way. Ever. You should definitely research intel though, and start scrapping some of those research centres ready for intel facilities, too.

Growltigga · #**247** July 31st, 2002, 01:13 AM

Well I'm certainly not going to disclose sensitive details about my strategies, but be assured that I'm not cheating in any way

Unfortunately, I cannot take any assurance that you are not cheating until you confirm how you have been giving orde SNAFU's to my ships when (a) it is only turn 4 and (b) you havn't met me yet!!

Gryphin · #**248** July 31st, 2002, 01:20 AM

< Quietly listening to *all busting going on >

< Lifght Bulb goes off in my head > Oh yeah, I'm playing against humans. Note to self: Have Intell ready and built up before first Close Encounter. Thanks guys!

dogscoff · #**249** July 31st, 2002, 01:31 AM

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Unfortunately, I cannot take any assurance that you are not cheating until you confirm how you have been giving orde SNAFU's to my ships when (a) it is only turn 4 and (b) you havn't met me yet!!

Of course I'm not snafuing you 'Tig, I'm just tugging your tail. I have absolutely no idea how or why your ships are acting funny, I just thought I'd wind you up. Worked, too, by the look of it. Lol!

*Dogscoff strides across the bar and whips out his trusty samurai sword, decapitating Growltigga in a single deft blow. The feline head bounces across the room, an angry snarl frozen upon the face. Dogscoff hands the head to one of his octopus lackeys, with instructions to have it stuffed and mounted on a trophy board which shall be inscribed "to commemorate the sanity-snafu 'Tigga-bait".

While he considers where to hang his new trophy, Dogscoff injects the headless body with a special compound created from Geo's DNA, and orders some popcorn to accompany the amusing spectacle of 'Tigga's furiously growing a new head.

tesco samoa · #**250** July 31st, 2002, 03:56 AM

Tesco goes back in time really quickly.... Removes TIB from the history... Everyone please delete all TIB reference from this tread... Thankyou.

Yea I know the polite canadian says please when he erases you from history..... ( the erase comes from the irish in me) both cultures would probally prefer it if you erased your self from history by drinking yourself into a stuper in the cornor...