MP Game - Newbie Game (by Aku)

[Pickles]

Quoting the mad spider god "Lies! Lies! Lies! The Fetid Carrion Pan Filth is a warmongering monster attacking a peaceful neighbor. His aggression is unjustified."

While I cannot fault your despcription of him he did not actually lie when he said he attacked you baecause he had nowhere to expand - this fits your description.

Good luck BTW
(Does anyone know if mandragoras can swim?)

Pickles

[PashaDawg]

LIES!! LIES!!! LIES!! <frothing at the mouth> <cough cough... weeezzzz> Kill!! Kill!! Onward my spider minions... ONWARD!!!!!! Death to the Fetid Pan Filth!!!

[Aku]

Keep us posted on the war. Keeps the thread active and also something for us to read.

No clue about mandagoras if they can swim. I guess Boron or Pasha have to answer that one.

[Aku]

New turn up. Arco staled =[.

[Boron]

Keep us posted on the war. Keeps the thread active and also something for us to read.

No clue about mandagoras if they can swim. I guess Boron or Pasha have to answer that one.

my poor minions unfortunately can't go underwater .

nice writing pasha keeping the war on the board is a nice idea

this turn my poor minions had to master 2 great challenges because the evil SPIDER LORD doesn't give poor BELKELEL the lands that are rightfully her lands .

my carrion lord general Sirakzil was the victim of an evil bane spider assasin . Luckily he teached the coward Daraja the Last lession of his life : Coward attacks never succeed . Now Daraja can think about this while rotting in hell

The second challenge which my minions had to master this season was to prove their worth in battle in their first big battle . It turned into a big carnage . Luckily lots of Machakan heathens were killed but unfortunately lots of my inexpierenced minions too . Casualities were high on both sides . At least i won . But it was a Phyrrus victory . Almost crippled my first wave before it even started .

at least a first small step on my long stony way to supremacy (hopefully ) .

so lets see how the war turns out . I learned that the lands of the mighty spider god are not a quick extension for my undead realm but hard to take .
If the mighty spider god though agrees to become my slave i might be generous and let him exist as a vassall

[The Panther]

I had a scout in that province and got to watch the battle! Go me!!!

Maybe you lost some troops, Boron, but it seemed to me you won easily. My conclusion from watching that battle was that the spiders are not long for this world. I still hold to that opinion.

By the way, I have never played carrion woods before, even in SP. Those green things are darned UGLY!

[Aku]

Pythium that scout is a long way from home lol.

Oh just Arco left until it hosts.

[PashaDawg]

Good Evening. This is Machata National News (MNN). Just in from the front line in the War of Pangeian Aggression, our on-the-spot correspondent interviews a common Machatkan infantryman.

Reporter: You look pretty bloodied up, son.

Yutu the Infantryman: Oh…. Oh… KABALKU!!!! <Sobbing> They were EVERYWHERE, man!! Holy Poobu!! EVERYWHERE. Green undead…. Undead, I tell you!! EVERYWHERE!!! <grabs his face….>

Reporter: Can you describe what it was like, son?

Yutu the Infrantryman: We were almost ready for ‘em… ALMOST ready for ‘em. Our smite drums were beating. Our priests were bestowing the sacred blessings. All was almost prepared. Then they came rushin’ over the hill… through the trees like they were a part of them! Undead… a HUGE undead army… Mindless… Fearless… without Compassion or self-concern. They rushed us… full on…. Ripping through our front lines and into our archers. <eyes wide with fear… hands gripping and pulling hair>

Reporter: Oh…. Holy Poobu! <almost dropping the microphone>

Yutu the Infantryman: They smacking railed on our holy spider riders… killed them all…OH HOLY POOBU!!! OH…… <shouting loudly with unconsolable grief …>

[PashaDawg]

Lies!! Lies!! Lies!! Panther and Boron SLANDER the Great Spider Lord. Don't believe THEM or what you hear from the NATIONAL MEDIA. They are in the pocket of the Fetid Pan Filth!! Our mighty spider cavalry SMOTE them down... they lost nearly their ENTIRE ARMY before MY mighty spider minions!! BEWARE and BACK OFF, PAN!!! Or we will release my SECRET DOOM WEAPON!! <spittle sputters out over the Spider Lord's chin as he almost gags on his tongue in frothy fury> [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

[Aku]

Hopefully you have a backup army being made.

I never played Machaka before so not sure how fast Machaka can recover from a battle. Guess we will see as the turns go by.