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PashaDawg · #**251** June 18th, 2006, 02:12 PM

Turn 33 is out.

Deadline is Monday at 9pm Boston Time.

Pasha

Jurri · #**252** June 19th, 2006, 08:39 AM

A small eulogy for a worthy foe:
Rest in peace, Ygorl the Moloch, you deserved to die a lot sooner. Soon, after a Wyrmly digestive cycle you'll be but a pile of turd, that you always were: some things never change! Wyrm eats Moloch, shark eats bear, I beat you, the cycle of nature goes forever on. [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/icon25.gif[/img]

Momma Pasha, you wanna be next? All of a sudden a place on the menu freed up; no more can you hide behind the glorified bat with your taunts and insults.

Ygorl · #**253** June 19th, 2006, 12:09 PM

I guess you teleported in at the last second, eh?

Too bad; now I won't get to wear the Wyrm-busting gear that I built this turn!
Ah, well...
And, I expect you'll be dominion-killing me? That would make the cycle you mention especially poetic...

PashaDawg · #**254** June 19th, 2006, 01:36 PM

Greetings All:

Turn 34 is out.

Deadline is Tuesday at 9pm Boston Time.

Pasha

PashaDawg · #**255** June 19th, 2006, 01:45 PM

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Jurri said:
Momma Pasha, you wanna be next? All of a sudden a place on the menu freed up; no more can you hide behind the glorified bat with your taunts and insults.

Bah! It amazes me how such fecal blather gushes from both of your mouths! Your actions and threats prove the urgency for all Land Nations to unite and flush you back to the sea. It is unfortunate that Ulm's lands are now soooo Fouled by you. [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Poison.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/icon49.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Poison.gif[/img] You're toxic FILTH. [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Poison.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/icon49.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Poison.gif[/img] The unfortunate folk of the Ulmish Plains deserve our help!

Shmonk · #**256** June 19th, 2006, 02:51 PM

No no no, it's Pan who is toxic filth, invading my peace loving lands and bringing war to a non-violent race of spider worshippers. [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Peace.gif[/img]
What precipated this act of aggression?

All of my spider lovers are tending their wounds, planning violent dreams of reveng on the "holier than thou" white horsies, who think they are unstoppable.

Once Fortu returns to the battlefield, WATCH OUT, because he's pissed!!!

(And if Pan mentions something about me starting this war, he's making that up... would I lie to you all??

)

shovah · #**257** June 19th, 2006, 04:04 PM

Quote:

PashaDawg said:

Quote:

Jurri said:
Momma Pasha, you wanna be next? All of a sudden a place on the menu freed up; no more can you hide behind the glorified bat with your taunts and insults.

Bah! It amazes me how such fecal blather gushes from both of your mouths! Your actions and threats prove the urgency for all Land Nations to unite and flush you back to the sea. It is unfortunate that Ulm's lands are now soooo Fouled by you. [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Poison.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/icon49.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Poison.gif[/img] You're toxic FILTH. [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Poison.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/icon49.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Poison.gif[/img] The unfortunate folk of the Ulmish Plains deserve our help!

notice how easy it is for you to call for our destruction once both ulms cause is a lost one and we come closer to your lands.

PashaDawg · #**258** June 19th, 2006, 07:30 PM

Oh no! Maestro Jurri has enslaved the mind of Machaka! How terrible. I don't know what delusion he has cast on you, Shmonk, but no doubt he has concealed his claws behind an illusion of Pan Aggression as his fingers wrap around your undefended throat and his facial tentacles casually extend toward your ears. Cast off his wicked dream, Shmonk! He's gonna suck out your brain!

Steerpike · #**259** June 19th, 2006, 09:34 PM

Quote:

Shmonk said:
No no no, it's Pan who is toxic filth, invading my peace loving lands and bringing war to a non-violent race of spider worshippers. [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Peace.gif[/img]
What precipated this act of aggression?

All of my spider lovers are tending their wounds, planning violent dreams of reveng on the "holier than thou" white horsies, who think they are unstoppable.

Once Fortu returns to the battlefield, WATCH OUT, because he's pissed!!!

(And if Pan mentions something about me starting this war, he's making that up... would I lie to you all??

)

War is a terrible thing Machaka! I know you attacked me because you knew I am by far the weakest prey in this game. You are a predator looking for the old and sick.

I got lucky in one battle and now you are talking up my handful of valiant, pure of heart,quite old and fragile White centaurs.

Are you doing this so your master, R'lyeh, can go about his evil ways while people are afraid of a phantom in the south?

A hamfisted attempt at slander if ever I saw it.

I hope Fortu comes back soon and sees the errors of his misguided life, and we can all dance and frolick in your lands.

Shmonk · #**260** June 19th, 2006, 10:59 PM

I'm sickened by the propaganda of plump Pasha Mama and his buddy Steerpike-a-little dittle, fanboy extraordinaire of the "northerners". In no way shape or form am I the puppet or mouthpiece of the hated "non-land" dwellers. As we all know, spiders and water don't mix, let alone spiders and squids. I am an individual, and not being led by anyone (or anything, for that matter).

In Fortu's finite wisdom (not infinite) seeing the water mongers tackling the weak Ulmites, he thought to follow suit by "tentatively" looking at Pan, who came out of nowhere and is now taking over my lushless lands. We are saddened by this shameful act of war. And slander does not enter into this picture in any way. Retaliation, YES, that DOES come into PLAY here.

Fortu cometh, prepare to meet thy end. [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Envy.gif[/img]