Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours - Page 266

Growltigger · #**2651** February 27th, 2003, 06:35 PM

Hmmmm, I have had a look at the stamp on the bottom (whoop whoop) of my Faith Hill clone and there is no model number, only a funny bit of writing that says "made in Hicksville, Wyoming"..

Still, no worries eh? she'll be right as she came dressed in the nurses' outfit

Gryphin, please do put a section in the thingummy Dogscoff was referring to about the Gryphin position. Hey Dogscoff, are there entries in there for you, me and the cantina??

mac5732 · #**2652** February 27th, 2003, 09:53 PM

As Mac is inbibbing upon the wonderous bowls of some real outstanding chili, he notices the Gryphin staring at the contents of the bowls with flamming nostrils and drooling tongue hanging out. Mac quickily pulls out his combullbalator, and continues to indulge himself in the extasy of the refind wholesome anatamy cleansing goodies. Oh no you don't you old Sod, he mumbles to himself.

Mac sees the Furry Tigga enjoying a Faith Hill persona.... (if only he knew that Rags had removed the number on the bottom of the clone,heheh, the number is actually #5) PS the eariler Versions are prone to imploding upon certain indescreations....

In further reading of the Cantina Post, it postulates that numerous Shania Twain Clones have mysteriously appeared, however, upon closer examination it was found that it is only some ingenous covering, whereas, underneathe the fake skin they are really Liz Hurly clones......

poor mumbles and gryphin, fighting over LH like that

mac goes back to refreshing himself with a refill of chili and of course the occasional brewski

a basking in essance Mac

Growltigger · #**2653** February 28th, 2003, 02:21 AM

David Gervais, does this mean you are leaving us for good? will we never see your canuck charm evidenced on this cantina any longer??

David E. Gervais · #**2654** February 28th, 2003, 02:26 AM

Mac, I didn't say I was leaving the forums, just cooling down on the avatar thing. I still drop by here every day... just a sec..

..I go over to the jukebox. open it and remove every Last single C&W disc in there. I replace them with a good selection of Phil Colins, Sting and sneak in a few ONJ songs (but not the C&W ones!)..

There I wonder if anyone will notice the absence of C&W music when they drop by?

Cheers!

Growltigger · #**2655** February 28th, 2003, 05:50 PM

Dogscoff squeals as a gang of FBW's grab him and chain him to a large chair....

Growltigga walks over to the jukebox, inserts his Europe CD, turns up the volume to 11 and proceeds to bLast out every song Europe ever wrote, as well as playing The Final Countdown twenty times

dogscoff · #**2656** February 28th, 2003, 06:16 PM

GAHH!!! CHEESY... EIGHTIES... METAL... CAN'T...

*Dogscoff collapses, apparently dead. As people crowd around the stricken corpse, a hideous transformation occurs. Dogscoff's troUsers become tighter and shiner and his hair grows into some kind of gigantic girlie metal-mullett. Suddenly he leaps up, produces one of those triangular 'leccy guitars and starts prancing up and down the Cantina, shaking his stupid hair while squawking tepid metal hits from "artists" like Europe and Bon Jovi. Only after 6 songs, when he is in the middle of an angsty "rock ballad", does he summon the resistance to utter "kill me now"

Without hesitation, the residents of the Cantina simultaneously open fire with enough combined firepower to evapourate your average battlecruiser...

Growltigger · #**2657** February 28th, 2003, 06:23 PM

and Dogscoff is obliterated into his component atoms, as the dulcet sounds of Whitesnake's "Is this Love?" echo around the cantina.

Camera pans out, the scene is now a few days later, outside the cantina, the regulars are all dressed in black and are standing round a coffin shaped hole, Barry, GT, Gryphin, Mac, Tesco and Saxon are sobbing as they lower Dogscoff's coffin into the ground. Barry proceeds to throw dirt upon the prone puking mutt, and twelve stout 80's guitar heroes. shaggy haired and true, stand round the grave and play Bon Jovi's greatest hits......

Lovely image

dogscoff · #**2658** March 1st, 2003, 02:01 AM

Quote:

Hey Dogscoff, are there entries in there for you, me and the cantina??

Yes, no and yes.

Dogscoff's entry (ooer)

About the Cantina

'Tig, you don't have a page there because you haven't made one yet: Although anyone is free to create or edit any page they like in the Malfadorica, I think it would be rather rude to edit someone else's personal page.

It really is piss easy to take part in the Malfadorica. Just go to a page and clik "edit" to edit it. If you see or create a link with a question mark on it, click it to start a new entry. Go on, dive in...

dogscoff · #**2659** March 1st, 2003, 02:09 AM

'Tig, I've made it even easier for you: Click on the Cantina link in my previous post, then click on the question mark link for "the proprietor". You will be taken to the "GrowlTigga" entry in the Malfadorica, where you can enter whatever details about yourself you see fit.

If it asks you to log in, put GrowlTigga in as you username (note the capitals) and don't put in a password.

If you want to link to another page, put it in square brackets, for example you might put something like

code:

 I am also the owner and despot-in-chief of the [Cantina] on Shrapnel forums.

and the encyclopedia would display something like this:
I am also the owner and despot-in-chief of the Cantina on Shrapnel forums.

[ February 28, 2003, 12:13: Message edited by: dogscoff ]

tesco samoa · #**2660** March 1st, 2003, 02:22 AM

I was going through their. ... I noticed Sweet Tea is nowhere to be found...