Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours - Page 268

Growltigger · #**2671** March 3rd, 2003, 11:41 AM

"Damn" thinks Growltigga, "All I need is Dogscoff haunting the cantina, I knew I should have eaten him, people rise from the grave I know but I have never heard of anyone rising from the cat"

mlmbd · #**2672** March 3rd, 2003, 07:10 PM

primitive, Who me? *mlmbd, asks with a sly grin* Thanks!!

dogscoff, I know a shaman. ME! If you wish to be resurected, just leave another message!

GT, rising from a cat, is not the unsual. Except for a DOG. OUH, I am funny, today!

mlmbd

mac5732 · #**2673** March 5th, 2003, 05:33 AM

TC good to have ya back, sorry it took so long, been away from cantina awhile myself,

Mac Puts the flower wreathe he bought for Dogscoff on the mantle over the bar, when he notices the blood dripping down and splashing all over the floor, he reads the bizzar message, Looks around and see the Furry one shivering as he too sees the blood letting. OH OH, he mumbles, Mac hurriedly runs back to his table and orders a double brewski with all the trimmings, he then opens his newest research journal and beginns reading about the theory on the un-dead

PS. if anyone is interested, MM (Aaron) has a post in the SE5 thread, apparently the game is on the drawing board (for those of you who haven't read the thread)

GT, I think you should offer a special Drink to MM if he ever comes to this wonderous establishment..

just some ideas mac

[ March 05, 2003, 03:36: Message edited by: mac5732 ]

dogscoff · #**2674** March 5th, 2003, 11:27 AM

Still communicating by the means of blood-daubed Messages on the walls, Dogscoff expresses to Mlmbd a desire to be resurrected, but only if the ritual involved is lengthy, convoluted, arcane and requires loads and loads of grisly blood sacrifices.

In the meantime, he takes full advantage of his new ectoplasmic status by playing poltergeist-like pranks, for example moving Mac's chair just before he sits down and swapping Primitive's glass of beer for one full of wee.

Then he realises he has the power to take possession of mortal souls and promptly jumps into one of the FBWs with the intention of "taking her for a spin".

Growltigger · #**2675** March 5th, 2003, 12:06 PM

Hmmmm, does Dogscoff remind anyone else of Ted "Theodore" Logan from Bill & Ted's second movie with his spook-like possessory antics?

I am sure he even looks like Ted, albeit with a fay goatee beard!!

primitive · #**2676** March 5th, 2003, 12:31 PM

One advantage with living the primitive lifestyle is an impeccable sense of smell.
Primitive sends the bad beer back and orders a replacement.

Running his fingers over the runes on his rusty (yet pointy) spear he ponders the wisest course of action. The rune of resurrection will bring back Dogscoff in a sec, but the lack of blood and gore may make him somewhat bad-tempered. No, better to leave the resurrection to mlmbd.

But primitive can do something about the touchiness of the big dog. Drawing the rune of emasculation instead, primitive makes sure the resurrected Dogscoff will be more amendable.

dogscoff · #**2677** March 5th, 2003, 12:53 PM

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But primitive can do something about the touchiness of the big dog. Drawing the rune of emasculation instead, primitive makes sure the resurrected Dogscoff will be more amendable.

Hmmm... if that's the way I have to come back I think I'll stay as I am.

*Ghost Dogscoff jumps out of his current possessee (a porn star in the midst of shooting "10 girl challenge III") and haunts his way back to the Cantina. Once there he locates primitive's table and dumps a half-ton of ectoplasmic snot onto the hapless barbarian.

Growltigger · #**2678** March 5th, 2003, 01:06 PM

Gosh, does anyone have a copy of "10 girl challenge" numbers 1 and 2 I can borrow for my own, ahem, educational and research purposes.

It sounds to me like being undead is quite a lot of fun. I wonder what an undead tiger could get up to

dogscoff · #**2679** March 5th, 2003, 01:10 PM

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It sounds to me like being undead is quite a lot of fun. I wonder what an undead tiger could get up to

You know, that could probably be arranged, I'm sure there would be plenty of ppl in the cantina willing to help you move onward into the afterlife.

Hmm, I must find a less messy way of communicating. With all the blood on the walls it's starting to look like a slaughterhouse in here...

Growltigger · #**2680** March 5th, 2003, 03:23 PM

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You know, that could probably be arranged, I'm sure there would be plenty of ppl in the cantina willing to help you move onward into the afterlife.

I know Dogscoff, a bit of a scary thought I think. I am not going to say "who wants to kill me" as I fear the cantina may be trashed in the ensuing stampede