Another Newbie Slugfest - Restarted

[DragonFire11]

Hmmmmmm. Not so good.

[Aku]

you mean grim's global that popped up this turn?

[Steerpike]

I think it refers to a certain battle played out Last turn.
Didnt go so well.

[PashaDawg]

Not much going on here in Panland. The Giants are picking their noses outside my Last castle, but they "can't harm our walls."

Yay!!! Go Pan, Go Pan, Go Pan, Go Pan!!!!

[PashaDawg]

Yuk! Alas, the Noble Pan-folk have been wiped out by a cloud of Giant stench.

See ya later, boys! Catch you guys in the next game!

[Aku]

Take care Pasha.

[KroolDeath]

Pasha, sorry to see you go (and I'm sure the Giants next victim is as well).

Of course, we'll have to have another Newbies Slug Fest after this one...

Krool

[Steerpike]

"Giants victim"?
We are a peaceful peoples who prefer to till our frozen fields and drink a bit.
We have been forced to ...uhm... take care of Pans lands due to their incessant partying.
We the Giants Vow to not attack another Nation unless we are ourselves attacked.
Unfortunately we have two turns before this attack will come to pass.
Mistress Candace the spokesfiend for The Devil Queen has formally slapped my ambasador in the face with a rather nasty rusted spiked gauntlett. When his broken jaw was healed by a Gygja he made it known that war was inevitable.
You boys in the North have fun with your peace and tranquility.
While we beat the snot out of each other.

[Aku]

Well those Northern nations don't look too trusting to me. I see basically everybodies lands since the water is all over and I see armies all over their borders like they are expecting to be invaded or they are ready to invade. I am expecting massive bloodshed in the north.

[KroolDeath]

The North is as peaceful as ever, we have even began exchanging our women in mutual respect (although I've demanded that the Lizard Nation equip their women with bags over their heads)!

Krool