Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours

[primitive]

Primitive being already sucked dry by FBWs and luscious female celebrity clones (a big thank you to Kylie, Liz, Naomi and Gisele), GTs army of merry men soon turn on each other instead. Since the door is welded close, primitive uses his rusty (yet pointy) spear to break through the floor. Climbing through the floor, primitive finds himself a hiding place among the rafters. Time to hunt for some tiger oil.

[Growltigger]

Ho hum, shouts the mighty Kat, grab Barry, marshal the Byzantine killer mongoose hordes, assemble the cast of Friends, The bold and the Beautiful and Frazier, gather Abdul and his berber legion, cry havoc, and let slips the cats of war...

We is going Primitive hunting...

TALLLY HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[primitive]

Primitive, known for his bad sense of timing, calls for a timeout.
He is going skiing in the mountains, so he has to postpone his hunt for tiger oil until Monday.

GT:
You are very good at this, but I am seriously troubled by your need to “grab” and “mount” poor Barry all the time.

[Growltigger]

Primitive, I wouldn't expect you to know this but a gentlemen ALWAYS hunts mounted. There is a distinct lack of horses in the cantina, so Barry is the next best thing (well, 12 tons of vicious tuxedo clad T-Rex is hard to argue with).

Barry is also by his very nature a carnivore and a predator, and therefore is happiest chasing down things to rip apart and devour. I need a mount to hunt with, he needs to hunt. Perfect match really.

A gentlemen also must always take good care of his pets, ensuring that they are well fed and get lots of exercise to keep them in tip top condition.

I take that duty seriously so Barry gets exercised as often as I can find a victim, I mean, reason and I do do my best with the FBW's

[mlmbd]

primitive & GT, Damn,

================================================== == I just got this very shiny new Hunting Horn:

In HONOR of the Cantina. I was looking foward to using it!

mlmbd

[Growltigger]

ooh ooh mlmbd, can I have a toot please? can I have a go?

Why dont you aks the FBW's if they want a go, I am sure they wold love the chance to blow your horn

[Wardad]

Here is a toot for you...

http://www.flowgo.com/greetings/spli...sh_splash2.swf

[mlmbd]

GT, sure. Have a go at it.

* mlmbd hands his shiny new Hunting Horn to GT *

Now about the FBW's. Oh here FBW's.................

Wardad, toot..............

mlmbd

[Raging Deadstar]

*a defiant rumble can be heard throughout the cantina as clouds begin to darken and thunder crackles from above. Dogscoff can be heard howling at the moon, most likely because an fbw has just offered to blow his horn and a bright light can be seen heading towards the cantina...

Ragnarok wanders outside, the wind blows fiercely and he looks up to the swirling storm above him, suddenly he realises what it is. 2 bursts of light split from the glow and head towards ragnarok, promptly blowing him up and landing him on the other side of the cantina, into a waste disposal unit next to the entrance. The glow begins to cool down and then it all becomes clear. Raging Deadstar has returned, just when ragnarok thought he could get some relaxation his nemesis comes hutning. The gigantic dreadnought lands in the parking lot and RD Climbs out, makes sure his crosshair contacts are in place and wanders into the cantina, dropping a couple of macs old colstomy bags into the bin for good measure, ragnarok will trully be grateful*

*He opens the door and his trench coat blows in the now settling wind. He is flanked my strangely two overweight yodelling belgians in lederhosen with chocolate round there mouths and chest hair sticking from their tops. He wanders in and sits down at his usual table, orders a nice apple juice, then gets up, pulls out his baguette and asks taz for the most flammable drink he has, taz passes this and RD Soaks the baguette with it and lights it, strides off to the inner sanctum with purpose and closes the door, moments later abdul the villager comes running out as a ball of flame, Raging Deadstar takes aim, swings the baguette and abdul lands in the bin ragnarok is sitting in, leaving the 90% alchohol colostomny bags to ignite leaving a fowl smell around the cantina...*

I've been lurking guys and studying the physics of The gryphin position, i tell you the ammount of practical involved in that is amazing. Looks like i'm in time to lend my two belgian bodyguards to GT, after all i am now Evil Supreme Overlord of Belgium now, and i look forward to watching primitive meeting the red hot poker cannon!

[mlmbd]

RD,

Evil Supreme Overlord of Belgium now

Cool! So, just how did that happen? I want details.....

mlmbd