Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours

[TerranC]

I don't suppose you could give us free belgian chocolates for free, now that you're supreme overlord of Belgium, RD?

[Raging Deadstar]

Well Mlmbd it was a long pain staking process

My friend (Whom is called Frosty) and i aquired a lot of money if we were to take certain lessons in higher education, using this money we opened a business selling off old prostitutes and hookers to poor countries as wifes. Since people in these poor countries don't really have the most attractive women they jumped at the chance, giving us, stock options, houses, money and many other assets. We sold these and invested in every gold mine in the world, eventually becoming majority shareholders in every gold mine. Then we embezzled all the gold in the world making it extremely expensive, we sold all our stocks, then we sold all the gold for hugely inflated prices leaving us with billions Investing these billions into a lichenstein bank account the interest grew through the roof!

We then bought a couple of nucler warheads and constructed a flying city, powered of course by quantum reactors and quantum engines keeping it in the air We installed some tachyon projection cannons and point defense cannons and laughed evily as we held a country i cannot disclose hostage!

Secretly the world leaders agreed to make us rulers of the world, but didn't disclose this information to the world. So for being Frosty's lackey and scape goat i was allowed to pick any country i wanted. I picked Belgium! If you've read Hitch Hikers guide to the galaxy you'll understand! Then i also gained control of luxembourg and put everyone who's annoyed me over the year and they live their happily, except for the fact every sunday night at 3am i get them to line up and launch capitol ship missiles at them!

Now i have an army of Yodelling overweight yodelling belgians with synthetic chest hair in lederhosen ready at my command!

Yes i'm a very lucky person

[Raging Deadstar]

*Raging Deadstar smiles evily as terran c says the words belgian chocolates, a giant hole appears above him and he is burried under a pile of belgian chocolates*



*The FBW's notice this and run around the cantina shouting belgian chcolates and wheelbarrow them to their dressing room! GT Can also be seen picking some up and putting them in a fancy box, probably for Mrs GT*

Tut tut Growltigga what have you been up to that needs chocolates to fix

[mlmbd]

RD, that wouldn't be "Frosty the Snowman"? Would it?

TC,

I don't suppose you could give us free belgian chocolates for free,

Is there some other kind of 'Free Belgian Chocolates', besides, 'free'? *snicker*

mlmbd

[Atrocities]

I need to be cheered up. Tis been a really long week, and I really need a beer!

[Raging Deadstar]

*Raging Deadstar calls over a FBW and whispers something in her ear, the fbw smiles and disappears into the FBW's changing room. They all come running out just as atrocities is about to sit down, they pick atrocities up and carry him up stairs!*

-=Camera switches to upstairs=-

*Atrocities is sitting on a very large silk bed and is being pampered by the waitresses, giving him massages all over and feeding him some of the cantina delights and best beer*

Is this the sort of welcome you were hoping for, there's a jacuzi next door btw

Edit: Mlmbd, for that i'm afraid you will be sent to luxembourg and bombed every sunday night a 3am, also i think we will pay anne widdecomb to molester you in a cell for your insolence to my leader Of course if you beg for forgiveness maybe the dark shadow of belgium will take pity upon you!

[ March 09, 2003, 14:49: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ]

[Growltigger]

Hmmmm, Growltigga suspects the Evil Overlord of Belgium is not on the level

Let's apply some logical thinking here.

"Yodelling" - originally developed as a method of communicating in mountainous regions

"Leiderhosen" - originally developed as practical leatherware for mountaineers

"Belgium" - renowned for its chocolates, beer and being flat (the Ardennes is hardly mountainous)

Therefore

Yodelling, leiderhosen wearing Belgians??

I think not..

Now I know that Raging Deadstar comes from Carlisle and is therefore the end product of generations of inbreeding and sheep molesting but surely even he would get this right??

Growltigga marshalls the Byzantine horde and Abdul and his berber army and jumps on Raging Deadstar to give him a good kicking

[primitive]

Originally posted by growltigger:
Primitive, I wouldn't expect you to know this but a gentlemen ALWAYS hunts mounted. There is a distinct lack of horses in the cantina, so Barry is the next best thing (well, 12 tons of vicious tuxedo clad T-Rex is hard to argue with).

Barry is also by his very nature a carnivore and a predator, and therefore is happiest chasing down things to rip apart and devour. I need a mount to hunt with, he needs to hunt. Perfect match really.

A gentlemen also must always take good care of his pets, ensuring that they are well fed and get lots of exercise to keep them in tip top condition.

I take that duty seriously so Barry gets exercised as often as I can find a victim, I mean, reason and I do do my best with the FBW's

Sorry GT.
My language skills is obviously substandard. When I read “Grab” and “Mount” in conjunction with a hapless animal, my inner eye sees an image of a New Zealander with a sheep, not a stiff lipped Englishman riding a horse. My mistake.

[Growltigger]

Primitive, no, you are partly right there, if you see references to Englishman and sheep where said Englishman is from Cumbria, or is Welsh, then you are probably right.

It is a bit like Norwegians and penguins, or maybe seals if the seal is placid enough.

"Proper" Englishmen always ride to hunt..

Feel free to join in the melee directed at Raging Deadstar, if you dont want to join in, just duck occassionally as his bodily parts are flying round the cantina

[mlmbd]

RD, what GT said!

primitive,

When I read “Grab” and “Mount” in conjunction with a hapless animal

I would harldy consider "Rex" hapless. And "grab" is meant as a way to aquire something. Sometimes translations just do not make it. Other than that, I could see your confussion!

mlmbd