Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours

[mottlee]

2750 and 700
HEY MADE 1st Luie

[ March 11, 2003, 21:12: Message edited by: mottlee ]

[mac5732]

conrgrats on your promotion Mottlee, Taz, filler up for the Mottlee, (put it on the Gryphin's Tab, since he's lurking around )

just some ideas mac

[Growltigger]

Aiiiiiiii, David Gervais, how is you sayin' man that me and d'at diamond geezer Ali G are da same bruvvers. Joorekon d'at I is the real leader of da Staines massive or summink. You dissin' me, I is da kat wi'd da big claws and am the envy of donkeys all rond da world

You is 2 bullets short of a gangsta rappa if dat is wat yew fink.

Boyakashaaaaaaaa

Aiiiiiii

Respect

[David E. Gervais]

Gt, I was just check'n your pulse!

You are leagues above and beyond the likes of Ali G! In fact, in these woods you are positively legendary. When it comes to comic-relief you are heads and shoulders above the masses that frequent this establishment. (including myself!) Here's a nice pint of JD to settle your nerves and satisfy your pallet.

Have a Great Day. Cheers!

[Growltigger]

Cheers David Gervais, a pint (even an American size one) of JD is welcome at any time.

Trouble is, I just dont know how I can drink it given that Dogscoff just killed me.

Infact, how I am talking? shouldn't I have met that great skeleton in the robe with the scythe thingy?

What's happening?

Growltigga proceeds to walk around the cantina going "Wooooooooo" and "Wooooooooooo"

[primitive]

A rhythmic sound (schhhhhh, schhhhh, schhhhh) can be heard from the corner.
- Is it the beginning of a bad AliG rap tune/parody ?

Nope, its just Primitive sharpening his skinning knife.
If the cat is dead, I might as well save the skin. It will look great in front of the fireplace.

Imagine: A nice fire, GTs fur, some good wine, soft music, a couple of Kylie-clones.
Wonder if Gryphin will teach me the Gryphin position ?

[David E. Gervais]

*dogscoff grabs the mass of BA Baracas-style oversized gold jewelry hanging round GT/AG's neck and strangles him with it.

Strange, Gt. From my position all I saw was dogscoff pulling with all his might at your jewelry while pushing against your chest with his feet. You were laughing so hard at his feeble attempt to hurt you that he was having trouble holding on. At one point dogscoff was bouncing so hard I thought his head was about to pop off! Then you would have been 'laughing HIS head off!' LOL

The idea of dogscoff trying to strangle you is hillarious. Your neck muscles are strong enough to withstand much more than dangling dogscoff! At best he might have scratched an itch!

If you're going to pretend to be dead, might I suggest you duck under a large white sheet with a few Kylie clones! The sounds of that kind of action would be much more convincing. Not to mention the wild random movement of the sheets flaying about!

You're too funny Gt!

[Stone Mill]

So is Gt dead? Or unconscious from pressure on his nerve clusters? Or unaffected, yet waking from a bizarre dream resulting from overindulgence of malt beverages, brewed with a bad batch of "hip-hops"
???


'scoff- thanks for the link, I will check 'em out at work today.

[dogscoff]

Strange, Gt. From my position all I saw was dogscoff pulling with all his might at your jewelry while pushing against your chest with his feet. You were laughing so hard at his feeble attempt to hurt you that he was having trouble holding on. At one point dogscoff was bouncing so hard I thought his head was about to pop off! Then you would have been 'laughing HIS head off!' LOL

*dogscoff borrows one of the weightier gold chains from GT, one of the ones with a big shiny medallion on it. He whirls the chain about his head a few times before bringing the medallion down onto David Gervais' skull, causing a very satisfying sound (kind of like the sound made by a frozen potato colliding with a coconut.)

DG makes a little whimpering noise and topples over, knocked out cold. Dogscoff uses a permanent marker to draw comedy moustaches etc all over the unconscious DG's face.

[mlmbd]

GT, want to be healed? I have the cure! Several, in fact.

Of course if you have just passed out, due to the lack of oxygen, I retract my offer!

mlmbd