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Old August 21st, 2003, 08:28 PM
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Aw, but orbital mechanics is fun!

What do you get when you cross ping pong with The Matrix?
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Old August 22nd, 2003, 12:54 PM
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That was good!
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Old August 23rd, 2003, 01:12 AM
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hey, i know the meaning of life!
anybody wanna know it?

* note: beware. it is really late at night for me. you have been warned.

the answer to my riddle is air.

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Old August 25th, 2003, 06:18 PM
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As Bill Cosby would say....

Any PhysED major can tell you why there is air...
There is Air to blow up volly balls, there is air to blow up basket balls, there is air to blow up footballs...
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Old August 25th, 2003, 09:51 PM
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Are You Smarter Than Miss America?

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Old August 25th, 2003, 10:03 PM
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Well I missed 3.

How I was supposed to know that Mary Tyler Moore was diabetic I don't really know. I guessed Betty White. Stupid question.

The president question I misread as ex-Presidents so I didn't count GHWB. Although their answer of 6 is wrong as well. Did this quiz come out before Nixon died or something? Bush II, Clinton, Bush I, Reagan, Ford. That should be 5 no?

And I am ashamed to admit I missed Thurgood Marshall. Shocking display of ignorance on my part.

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Old August 26th, 2003, 06:04 AM
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well, i know as much about that as one of them. 4.
of course, i'm canadian.
on the other hand, i'd probably do just as bad on canadian stuff.
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DOH! Jimmy Carter. Of course.
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I missed the MTM one, I thought she, specifically, had MS or Parkinson's or something... wait... that was Annette Funicello.

And I cheated on the president one. I asked the user who had me on the phone, at the time, if Gerald Ford was still alive.
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What Flavor Lip Gloss are you?

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