MP: BSoD (Newbie, LA, CBM 1.92) [Started!]

[parone]

can i join the coalition? i have a bunch of undead tomb chariots. i'll be an honorary member, since i have no ability to actually effect anything...

[Russian_Comrade]

I'm alright with that.
You must eat some babies every day, of course!

Once I tried to lead the crusade against Ermor - because I thought that they corrupt mortal flesh and this flesh becomes not-so-tasty.
But now, it is all so clear.
Bones are even more delicious than flesh! Even bone marrow is soooo old-school. Bone-gnawing is the new way~!

[HoleyDooley]

Come on board parone, I've joined the club.

Its a sad end to what should have been an exciting late game......unfortunately.

[Russian_Comrade]

As I said you before, I'm thinking it is to early for you to do this. You've got at least 7 Zmey's and fire gem generator. You've got lots of mages and most of the territory untouched.

[HoleyDooley]

Thats enough to fight and hold you or Ermor, but not enough to do both.

I am getting weaker, and I mean seriously weaker each turn, Ermor is getting stronger, seriously stronger each turn.

When I ran that maths through my calculator the answer wasn't pretty.

[parone]

i think i am going to be dead in about 3 turns. i want to be the head of the coalition. i am going to be issuing a lot of orders to abysia, ermor and a bunch of imaginary armies henceforth(i don't expect any of them to be listened to).

i order the launch of the mortain counter offensive!!!

[mattyburn7]

Mortain...Nice!

Hold on C'tis. This game has so many bizarro twists you may be there at the end!

Now - Let's see how many assassins I face this coming turn. LOL.

[parone]

im not going anywhere!!! shardphoenix will have to fight his way into my capital over my dead bodies. i mean, my undead chariots. i mean, he'll have to kill my undead(an interesting question, were there really undead, and you killed them, would a double negative apply, i.e. would that make them alive, vis a vis mathematic principles? this is not an actual question...are you still reading?)

i must say, shard has administered the most thorough bitc* slapping to me over the last 20 turns that i have ever received. i think my record on battles vs him is about 4-109.

but i'm still here! come get me phoenix(and by the way, who came up with the spelling for that word? phoenix? fenix, really.)

[Legendary League]

Going have to give myself a postponement (since my laptop is refusing to reboot and has been in startup repair for 24 hrs as of now). I can't say for how long, unfortunately, but even if I don't get it fixed, I'll eventually get ahold of a laptop I can download Dom3 on again and convert that and any necessary files onto a flashdrive.

[Shardphoenix]

i must say, shard has administered the most thorough bitc* slapping to me over the last 20 turns that i have ever received.

Yeah, Iron Blizzard is pretty brutal against troop-based armies. Not so good against heavy thugs, though.