Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours - Page 287

Gryphin · #**2861** March 22nd, 2003, 02:06 AM

Ok, mac, you can have the Liz H clone
Which remainds me, who will have the cloning concession? Oh Wait, I'll take it.

mac5732 · #**2862** March 22nd, 2003, 06:27 AM

mac places an order with RD for a new refurbished Liz H clone

, always can use a spare,.... besides, whats better then a Liz Hurley Clone?, 2 Liz Hurley Clones

....

Nice Pictures David G. Taz or his brother or cousin, or look a like.. excellent

Mac seeing that the poor Taz is currently out of job, withdraws 10,000 minerals from his secret hidden Swiss bank Account. He then hires a sexy, young Female Tazmainian Devel to deliver it to the poor Taz along with a keg of good old Coors.

just some ideas mac

ps. don't forget to vote in cantina thread post

Taz-in-Space · #**2863** March 22nd, 2003, 07:07 AM

...Hey, anybody know why peoples's shooting at Taz?

Posters? What posters???

Oh, those posters. Look NOTHING like Taz. Really. Really, really! That some other guy!!!

Besides, I worth much more than a measly 1,000,000 minerals!

David E. Gervais, you haven't been hanging around with that Bugs character have you?

Mac, thanks for the 10,000 minerals and that cute she devil! She was just feeling good enough from the keg...! You are forgiven for rigging the vote!!!

mac5732 · #**2864** March 23rd, 2003, 06:08 AM

So far it looks like the majority wants a new name, so if it holds up, we shall have to post another poll with new names to be voted on.

Also if the majority would like to have it in a Human/Alien Mall.

Taz, glad you like the young companion

just some ideas mac

primitive · #**2865** March 23rd, 2003, 12:43 PM

Primitive once again returns to the desolate plain after a visit to Plato's Pub. He really misses the Cantina. His attempts at conversation among the philosophers had not gone well.
His "Hey, I see that paint is a little dryer now", had been met with answers like "Maybe, but did it dry by its own free will" and "Of course, It was determined".

GT:
I see you lurking.

Growltigger · #**2866** March 24th, 2003, 02:21 AM

I have memory and awareness,
but I have no shape or form,
as a disembodied spirit,
I am dead but yet unborn,
I have passed into the afterlife,
as was told by tales of old,
I am sitting in a lap-dancing bar,
marble white and purest gold.
I see the cantina patrons rage on high
abuses hurled across the sky
I cannot move, I cannot hide
I feel a silent scream begin inside....

ARRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I am currently on holiday with the current Mrs GT and in-laws in Paris, returning next week. The mall idea sounds fine, but let me make it clear that any lingerie or marital aid concession will be run by me. Any arcades will be run by the killer mongooses and Abdul and the berber horde will run all falafel concessions......

Then all at once the chaos ceased
A stillness fell, a sudden peace
The patrons heard my silent cry
And stayed their struggles mystified

Gryphin was astonished, Mac called me mad
But they heard my story further and
they wondered and were sad
Gazing into the cantina onto a world of doubt and fear
The cantina splintered into shattered hemispheres
They sat a while in silence and they turned at Last to me.
We shall call you Tigga, the god of chaos you shall be.....

Listen guys, dont moan, it is either old Rush songs or my drunken rendition of the Marseilleise

[ March 23, 2003, 12:32: Message edited by: growltigger ]

Ragnarok · #**2867** March 24th, 2003, 03:03 AM

Just an observation... This thread is larger then the B5 thread now.

We passed it up about 50 or so Posts ago.

Kamog · #**2868** March 24th, 2003, 03:16 AM

What's going on? We're all standing around in the crater which was once the Cantina... some of us are still alive, some of us are ghosts, and some of us aren't sure of our status. There's ashes and debris everywhere, a couple of 'Wanted' posters... where did all the FBW's go? We really need the new Cantina soon!

mac5732 · #**2869** March 24th, 2003, 08:18 AM

Mac, looking at the desolation of where the infamous Cantina stood and all the members just standing around like they are all lost. hmm, Mac takes out his universal spatial phone, places a call, then waits. dum de da, dum de da,...

After a short time, a dented, well used, BC lands in what remains of the parking lot. The door opens in the side and a mixture of various creatures with crates unload.

Hey You Old Geezer, where do you want these tents and tables, One being that looks like a head of lettuce yells at Mac. He replies Over that big Crater. The beings set to work, and in less then an hour, They have set up a huge Pole tent with various tables and chairs, and even a small protable Bar. Mac paints a sign and hangs it on the entrance poll...

TEMPORARY CANTINA UNTIL DECISISON IS DECIDED ON
underneathe, Tazmanian Bar Tender Wanted, 10,000 Minerals....

Mac walks over to a table, sits down, opens a brewski the Lettace creature game him, waves at the ship as it takes off, and sits back and waits..... (hmm, at least it'll keep us dry for now

just some ideas mac

QuarianRex · #**2870** March 24th, 2003, 09:22 AM

Hey, some lettuce-headded guy told me that I could buy some clones here.

Wha...? Why that lying bastard. Where did I put my Null-Space salad shooter? I'll show him...