Sophistry - (Finished) Winner DrPraetorious!

[Jazzepi]

Velusion said:
Shark attack is the bread and butter for underwater battles...

It's a poorly designed spell. Any spell that anyone fighting an underwater battle always has to have in an underwater battle is bad design. There's no choice, no option, you either have it or get destroyed.

Jazzepi

[Saint_Dude]

Lingchih said:
Shark Attack. Holy freaking Azathoth's balls. I think I like that spell. A lot.

It's Calamari for dinner for the next month men. Enjoy it.

Heh, heh. Thought you would like it. Screen shot?

[Lingchih]

Screenshot of a nice battle. A few sharks arrived.

[Jazzepi]

The people of Ry'leh need the +5 reinvig amulet forged. Let us know if you can make it for us this turn.

Jazzepi

[Rytek]

Ok, So a lowly Maggots spell made a fully tricked out Banelord retreat. It shouldnt have even came to that - I should have had my celestial master in the middle of the PD for the paralyze/soul slay. But dummy me put him in the back and of course the banelord just flew to the rear and ganked him first.

But woah, I'll have to remember the maggot spell. With 20 or so pd a level 1 nature mage has a chance to route a banelord thug.

[tibbs]

Runner: "Sire, I bring you a message from Vanheim."

Takeda Shingen: "They must realize the only end to this war is their destruction. I give them credit. I surely thought they would have cowed before us by now. Bring it to me immediately!"

The messenger reverently walks to the base of the throne and hands Lord Takeda an ornate envelope sealed with the imperial crest of Vanheim. Takeda carefully opens it and reads it by torchlight.

[AreWeInsaneYet]

tibbs said:
Runner: "Sire, I bring you a message from Vanheim."

Takeda Shingen: "They must realize the only end to this war is their destruction. I give them credit. I surely thought they would have cowed before us by now. Bring it to me immediately!"

The messenger reverently walks to the base of the throne and hands Lord Takeda an ornate envelope sealed with the imperial crest of Vanheim. Takeda carefully opens it and reads it by torchlight.

A taunt, indeed.

Considering how bad situation I was in(ganged by 4 nations) and for how long durations I spent my valuable time and troops raiding on Yomi's land, a brilliant emperor should already sitting and laughing on the throne of ex-vans.

But you are not such a wise king, you low betrayer, instead you drive those poor girls onto my capitol and let them die for nothing. Should you see the hilarious battle where three hundreds warriors killed by merely twenty bravery, you would realize what I mean for "nothing".

When the rain of arrows blocked the light of sun,
when the land shivered under the march of your army,
when the blood sheltered land of my capitol,
there they smiled,
twenty barechests saved the country.
You definitely love the Persian way to die, don't you.

I hope you realize now that one day the war might ended by someone in my destruction, but it's not now, and it won't be you.

Would you mind to escort me in the way to hell, my friend?

[Jazzepi]

I am officially entertained.

Jazzepi

[Lingchih]

Well, it appears R'lyeh has cobbled together another 600 unit army to defeat me. Honestly, I don't know where they come up with that kind of cash. We'll see this turn whether Atlantis lives or dies. You can bet that I will take many of their godforsaken troops with me, if I die this day.

[Lingchih]

And btw, it seems they have brought their sniveling pretender out from the depths of his castle, to go to war. I am honored. Now, let him and Azathoth engage in combat. We will see who is the ruler of the seas.