Bar Trek: The Next Generation. Episode 4: Sore Leave

[Erax]

'Tig, that must be the silliest idea I've heard in my entire life.

Edit : That's why I'm doing it too !!

[ May 24, 2003, 10:15: Message edited by: Chief Engineer Erax ]

[Taz-in-Space]

Do you prefer the title of Captain Chat or will a simple Mr. Chat do?

[Raging Deadstar]

I agree, thats the dumbest thing i heard, shame on you!

Ahh what the heck, I'll do it too!



Note: Does the Galactic Federation allow Captains to have X rated side businesses? Though after seeing your "neotigations" with my emissary i wouldn't be suprised... I'll get my tactical Weapons officer to study this film, maybe it will reveal some of Jean Luc Le Grand Chats combat techniques...

[Taz-in-Space]

Since there appears to be a pause in the action aboard the Tsss Phong's Head, let me take this opportunity to introduce the latest feature film of our Illustrous Captain:



This grand production was filmed exclusively in our own Captain's Ready Room and features our own Captain Jean Luc le Grand Chat.
See the heroic Captain in this his latest amourous 'tail'.
See his encounters with Thing One And Thing Two.
This production is rated XXX x 10^10!

All this is now currently being shown for a limited time in HoloDecks 3 and 4. BYOBB*

Show price is a low 10,000 minerals.

* Bring your own barf-bag

[Kamog]

Does the Captain do the "Gryphin Position" and "Circle the Wagon" in that movie? I STILL don't know what they are. I'll start saving up my minerals so I can see this show - maybe, just maybe, I can finally learn the secret of what Gryphin Position and CTW are! ...On second thought, perhaps it's not appropriate for members of the crew to see their Captain doing stuff like that...

[Growltigger]

Kamog, unfortunately no-one (other than the Boston Sex Fiend himself) knows what "Circling the Wagons" and the "Gryphin Position" actually are...

That discussion was the underpin of the whole start-up of the Cantina thread. We still dont know and I suspect, we will not ever find out (and even if we did, we would probably need a medical dictionary, a dictionary of yoga terms and postions and an unarmed combat manual to understand it!!)

PS It is probably outlawed by most nations, and probably by some of the more straight-laced religions too

PPS Taz/Guinan - "Captain" will do, as will "Skipper", "Boss-man" or "Bwana". To you, "Sir" is most appropriate

[ May 27, 2003, 09:31: Message edited by: Captain Jean Luc Le Grand Chat ]

[Growltigger]

Originally posted by Senator Raging Deadstar:
maybe it will reveal some of Jean Luc Le Grand Chats combat techniques...

Oh, I am sure it will. As you may or may not know, Captain Jean Luc Le Grand Chat is a black belt in the esoteric unarmed combat mode known as "Kat Fu"..

Gaze upon the video, and your tactical weapons officer will learn a plethora of mystic and arcane Kat Fu moves such as:

Stiki Nobi
Rumpi Pumpi
Licki Slurpi
Girli ona toppee
Too Wun Fun
Bottee Biti

and dont forget the infamous

Monee Shoti

[ May 27, 2003, 13:42: Message edited by: Captain Jean Luc Le Grand Chat ]

[Power Man]

Power Man is resting in his cabin.
He desides to watch some movies .

He looks at the list of some of the "adult offerings".

"I see that the Captian is trying to make a little "scratch" on the side.
Some of those titles look interesting.
But why are they listed in the "Selected Short Subjects" section?? "


Captain, have you gone after the "minger" captian yet? We Last saw hime heading to the Pink Triangle Nebula.

[Growltigger]

Power Man, I thought I would leave the minger ginger Captain Jean Luc Le Grand Chat for a "Generations" type of event in a later series!

Dont worry, leotard wearing nancy boys will get their comeuppence and no mistake.

Hmmmm.. this thread seems to have slowed down, bit of a boring second episode I feel....

I wonder if we should land the TSSS Phong's Head and revert it back to a cantina?

[Erax]

Twelve more Posts and we can wrap this episode. No, make that eleven now.

Erax is still drinking in Ten Forward BTW.