Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours

[Kamog]

OK, I'm considering joining Dogscoff's cult, but I'm going to wait and see if he stops aging . At the rate he's been growing up, he'll be very old in a couple of days! By next week, he'll be 300 years old...

Maybe I'll just join the Shrieking Plasma people and get the super combat training.

[David E. Gervais]

Hey! Where's my lollypop? My two current threads (the avatar one and the SE5:wish list one!) have generated over 1150 Posts. I thought I was supposed to get a lollypop for having over 1000 Posts. Or is that only for having a single thread top 1000 Posts?

Ah well, I guess I'll have to settle for an 'M&M' instead! (But what color?)

Cheers!

[Raging Deadstar]

They should have purple m&m's...

*RD returns to his corner to brood over the fact that purple is unapreciated*


Kamog: I guess if you join the sisters of shrieking plasma we won't see you around, i believe partaking in violence upon others and drinking is forbidden in most nunneries

[ April 01, 2003, 19:28: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ]

[mac5732]

mac reads that David G has reached over 1000 Posts, He goes up to the bar and tells Taz to give David G a drink and some tribbles and to put it on Dogscoffs new tab

Flash:

Reporter Phong Cue Cuppa reporting live from the Temporary cantina site...

Hey you all out there in the Universe, Phong Cue Cuppa here reporting live from the In location in the universe. Even tho the original cantina has met an untimely or timely ending, there is a pole tent over the location and a temp cantina has been set up in its place.

I can see the members all mingling around, trading drinks, engaging in Toon violence and eating something called Tribble Wings. I had the pleasure of talking with something called the Taz working behind the bar who informed me of one of the strange things that happen around here involving someone called A Dogscoff. In the furtherence of worthy news I tracked the story down and found that this individual has had some hairy experiences. It seems he met his demise in our mortal world, then transgressed into the spiritual one, was called back by someone called mlmbd, then reincarnated born again baby male child. He retained all his adult male mentality even tho he was a small child and enjoyed what every male wishes he had when being held by members of the female sex with nice sized babba loos. However, for some unknown explanation he continued to grow at an alarming rate reaching full maturity in a very short time. It talking with various members it was found that a cult had been established for those who would like to enjoy the fruitations of this type of experience. Wellll now, since this sounded like what this reporter would surely enjoy, I tracked said Dogscoff down in order to indulge myself into the wonders of his nebulas society. However, when I found him, his aging had not stopped and at the time I was talking with him he appeared to be in his late 80's, in a wheel chair with IV's in his arms, loss of hair and teeth and was muttering something about someone sabotaging his aging process. he could only talk for a very short time as his oxygen was runnning low and he was out of breath. He kept saying something about someone called Rags or RD and that revenge would be indescribably delicious. The nurse I talked with said that the poor scoff was suffering from dellusions and that he probably would be once more joining the spiritual world once again if his ageing was stopped or put into remission.

Well now, after endeavoring to find this new information, this reporter has decided not to join this baby cult after all,... but I'll will keep everyone appriased on the condition of this poor lost soul.....

well thats it live from the Temp Cantina, Phong Cue Cuppa signing off for now... hey bartender what can you tell me about those FBW over there....

is the another end for the scoff
will he become a spirit once again
will his ageing be stopped
who knows...... stay tuned........

[Kamog]

The Sisters of Shrieking Plasma are really tough! They certainly don't forbid violence, especially when it is done to their new trainees... This is becoming less fun. I thought the training would be good but I am SO tired of lifting weights, doing push-ups, hitting the punching bag and swinging various archaic weapons around. Do these people EVER rest? I feel so sore, I can barely walk. I think I'll try to sneak away from the temple tonight to get away from them!

[dogscoff]

*dogscoff, now apparently 135 years old, mutters and curses incoherently. He knows it will soon be time to continue his rollercoaster tour of the spiritual worlds and afterlives, and so hands over his ceremonial robes and control of the cult to Raging Deadstar, who so far is the only Cantina regular to join. I know I can trust RD to continue the cult in it's fine tradition of deviancy and violence.

As his final act in this frail old body, dogscoff instructs his nurse to slip a few elephant-strength laxatives into the nutrient supply on Powerman's powerarmour. The Last thing dogscoff hears as he shufles once more from the mortal realm is a comical set of toilet noises followed by screams of disgust as powerman fills his own metal suit...

[dogscoff]

Do we have any other Beastie Boys fans here?

They've got an anti-war song available for free download on their site: http://www.beastieboys.com/

And, just as I type that, "Intergalactic" comes on my playlist completely at random. It must be fate=-)

[Power Man]

Dogscoff floats in a realm of fog and mist. What is next for him?
Will he come back to us yet one more time?
How will he come back to us?
Do we even WANT him to come back to us?

[Raging Deadstar]

*Raging Deadstar is shocked as he holds the fancy ceremonial robes of dogscoff. As he was the only one in the cantina to join dogscoffs cult he is now the sole owner of the cult. A tear slides down his cheek at the unusual genorosity of dogscoff. now he has many choices to make about his future...*

*He spends many hours studying dogscoffs remaining dna, checking through the nunneries records, Rd is worried, what if the same ageing process continues to him?? What if he has a day left before he shuffles off this mortal coil? what will happen to belgium if he does?*

*After many hours work Raging Deadstar still hasn't found the cure, but is happy to know that he is safe, as Raging Deadstar is still a ghost posessing a clone of his body. The question is why would everyone else grow old in a couple of days? RD then checks his scanners and notices a large temporal distortion coming from the inner sanctum. Raging Deadstar stalks quietly and kicks open the door, finding a Temporal Distortion beam, with a large label hanging off with hire purchase details, Looking at a signature Raging Deadstar's eyes narrow evily, for it was RAGNAROK that has perpetraited this heainous crime!!!*

"Listen up! For all you who have no faith have a chance at salvation! For our glorious and vengeful leader dogscoff shall rise again from the dead and lead us to war with the vile ragnarok. So sjoin this cult and be saved. There shall be violence, lots of swearing and all the sex you can handle with no drawbacks. The only catch is you must put your trust in me, for the beloved dogscoff has chosen me to lead us in this time of crisis, and i shall do my very best to uphold this cults traditions and values. Then Dogscoff shall rise from the dead and we shall take our revenge on Ragnarok and the rest of the world!!!"

*The crowd of dogscoffs cult members cry in joy that their beloved leader shall return someday, and turn their attention to ragnarok, who is calmly sitting drinking away in the back corner. Ragnarok is faced with an army of "cultees" all willing to take their revenge upon his body, they wait patiently for the rising of dogscoff, then they shall attack!*

[Power Man]

OK people, you want him, You got him.

Dogscoff floats for a time in the mist. He sees a light in the distance.
He moves toward the light.
Just as he reaches the light in blinks out and Dogscoff goes to sleep.

A short time later he awakes.
He is cold and wet.
He looks around and wonders, "What is wrong with the colors of things?
What is that smell? It smells like a wet dog! Were am I?"
He sees that he is lying on some old lettuce leaves just behind the Cantina tent.

He gets up, pokes his head in the tent flap and walks into the tent.

Inside the Cantina the standoff between RAGNAROK and the rest of the patrons is broken
when something opens the tent flap.

The crowd of (still young) dogscoff cult members cries in joy, "OH LOOK what a cute little DOGGIE."
They run over to the small, not really all the cute, dog and begin to pet it and pet it and PET IT!

Power Man back in a new and fresh Power Suit, says, "The poor thing looks hungry." And tosses over a Tribble wing.

Taz looks up from the bar and shouts "NO DOGS ALLOWED. I am the only cute fuzzy thing allowed here,"

Ragnarok, recognizing something familiar in the dog's eyes murmurs, "And so it starts again."

Raging Deadstar, for some strange reason, takes an immediate liking to the dog.
I will make this dog mine. His name will be "Scruff". RD takes the purple sash from the fancy ceremonial robe and ties it around the dog Scruff's neck as a collar.
Come on Scruff, I will take you to the vet. I will get you cleaned up, checked out, and Fixed!!

As the new dog "Scruff" (dogscoff) is lead away by his former cult member now his new owner, he wonders what would Plato think of this deterministic bit of karma?