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June 19th, 2007, 06:52 PM
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Re: Game: Scorned Land (open)
I'll take abysia.
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June 19th, 2007, 07:15 PM
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Re: Game: Scorned Land (open)
When do we start I'm ready.  No beating up on lizzzards now. Remember Lizards are your friends we eat flies who you humans hate at your barbeques. |
June 19th, 2007, 08:00 PM
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A lizard killed my family, all my friends, and everyone and everything I ever cared about, on my birthday, which happens to fall on Christmas, which-coincidentally-is also the date of my Bar-Mitzvah, which is where I lost my virginity to the only woman I'll ever love, who was also killed by more lizards who showed up (and looked just like you), and they did so in an even more unspeakable way than all the rest, and then the lizards told me that Santa Claus, Jesus, and the tooth-fairy don't really exist, and that they were (collectively) my father.
Plus, you taste like chicken.
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June 19th, 2007, 08:27 PM
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Oh the chicken thing, that's not true, we taste like beef liver trust me. Besides that was that other race of lizards that did that to you mom. lol Not us, we are niccceeee lizardsssss slith. Why one of our great great great ancestors was part of the group during the saga of Curse of the Azure Bonds. Perhaps you remember it? slith He was a Paladin yah know. |
June 19th, 2007, 08:33 PM
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In as Ulm.
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June 19th, 2007, 08:55 PM
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Yes, I remember it all now.
It was Slith who started it all by bursting in, demanding crack, and killing my grandparents when they wouldn't give him any. My grandparents needed that crack! they had a crack prescription for their hearts! So Slith *ate* their hearts!
Sure, maybe at one point in time he had been a paladin, but he turned into a huge heart-eating crackhead!
Crack didn't kill my grandparents-lizards killed my grandparents!
...Mmmm I love beef liver. I was just thinking last night how beef liver would be really good if you deep-fried it. So you taste like beef liver, eh? Do your children taste like sweet, tender calves' liver? I bet they do!
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June 19th, 2007, 09:12 PM
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Yes, I remember it all now.
It was Slith who started it all by bursting in, demanding crack, and killing my grandparents when they wouldn't give him any. My grandparents needed that crack! they had a crack prescription for their hearts! So Slith *ate* their hearts!
Sure, maybe at one point in time he had been a paladin, but he turned into a huge heart-eating crackhead!
Crack didn't kill my grandparents-lizards killed my grandparents!
...Mmmm I love beef liver. I was just thinking last night how beef liver would be really good if you deep-fried it. So you taste like beef liver, eh? Do your children taste like sweet, tender calves' liver? I bet they do!
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HoneyBadger, a crack baby.
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June 19th, 2007, 09:16 PM
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Popped in as EA Ermor, but if I'm too late, meh.  |
June 19th, 2007, 09:43 PM
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Ive had snake and it tasted like chicken to me. Looked like fish but tasted like chicken.
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June 19th, 2007, 10:16 PM
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Re: Game: Scorned Land (open)
You see, you see Indy it wasn't lizards that ate your mom and stole your grandma's crack it was snakes, yes, that's it snakes, they taste like chicken yes. I heard Oceania and R'leyh were harboring the snake people. So, now that that's settled let's go get the snake people. |
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