Are there any advisors at all around here ?

Which one is worse ?

An unanswerable question
An unquestionable answer

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http://www.mindfireentertainment.com/ http://www.timescapsule.com/html/196...ulbeatles.html

Which one is more likely to smell to High Heaven ?

An unpalatable truth
An untruthful palate

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Which one is more likely to either trip you up or get you a trip upstairs ?

A rigged exam
An unexamined rig

[Suicide Junkie]

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Which is dumber ?
Beating a dead horse
Putting the cart before the horse

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Beating a dead horse is sickening, but may be fun.
An inventor could put the cart before the horse, and end up with the equivalent of a rear-wheel drive vehicle.

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Which one is harder to take with a grain of salt ?
A transparent lie
An opaque truth

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Clearly the opaque truth, since the lie is obvious.

Advertisers have known this for ages, and use opaque truths such as misleading statistics.

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Which one is more likely to be a threat to life and limb when sailing the high seas ?

A berth 10 forward
A forward bertha

Reference Star Trek, song "Caveman, Cavewoman"

[geoschmo]

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Originally posted by LCC:
I have a suggestion. I should be paid 100 million dollars a year to stop speaking in public places. I will work on an English language statement generator.....

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If you clasify posting on this forum as speaking in public places, then I would gladly make a contribution to that fund.

http://ww2.saturn.stpaul.k12.mn.us/K...xtracredit.htm
http://chappie.stanford.edu/issues/s...oon/index.html
http://www.chiles.leon.k12.fl.us/fac...raryterms.html

Which one is more likely to cause trouble ?

An integrated school
An unschooled ingrate

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Which one is more significant ?

A mathematical point of inflection
A verbal inflection point

would the answer be any different if it was :

A mathematical inflection point
A verbal point of inflection


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Originally posted by suicide_junkie:

Which is dumber ?
Beating a dead horse
Putting the cart before the horse

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Beating a dead horse is sickening, but may be fun.
An inventor could put the cart before the horse, and end up with the equivalent of a rear-wheel drive vehicle.

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Which one is harder to take with a grain of salt ?
A transparent lie
An opaque truth

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Clearly the opaque truth, since the lie is obvious.

Advertisers have known this for ages, and use opaque truths such as misleading statistics.

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SJ are you as sharp as a razor or as dull as a breadknife ? Your voluminous answer speaks volumes about your lack of cultural referents. The reference which you missed was to the expression "you cant beat a dead horse" which is a rather subtle hint if you think about that a while.

Define transparent in your own words. Do not use circular definitions. As you use each word, reference the definitions it pulls. You may find yourself in somewhat of a quandry.....

Do the same for putting.

No more hints for a while.

[tesco samoa]

Week one. Starts soon.

Alt refs

But oh well its football.

Here is something bad

Big sports news in Canada was the highlights of hockey scrimmage games ( olympic team)

Is that sad. Or is it sad that I watched it twice.

And on other fronts

We finally get Fox World sports .....

So now I can watch some more liverpool games ( ha ya right. Fox only shows Man United)

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