Dominions II T-Shirt Contest

[Gateway103]

Err... Gandalf, #11 is good, but look at rule #1, "You can enter as many sayings as you wish. Just do it all in one post..."

May want to edit that ^_^ I'd hate to see a potentially wining post not get counted.

-Gateway103

[Tim Brooks]

Great! Keep them coming guys!

[sohvan]

1. Be my blood slave.
2. Don't forget to smite the heathen.

1. Dominions: The low-impact Jihad.
2. Dominions: The only one answering your prayers is ME!
3. We put the FUN in Fundimentalism.
4. Dominions: Where God is overweight, balding, near-sighted and more than likely has an addiction to megalomania.
5. Please refer to me as Bob the Omnipotent, Prince of Many Names, King of Kings, the EverLasting Pyre, Lord of Destruction ... Thompson. (Or alternatively, you could put it on one of those "Hello my Name is" stickers)
6. My Temple burned down on Turn 2.
7. Religious Persecution never felt so good.
8. "Unbelievers. Smoke'em if you got'em."
9. Moloch said so.
10. Computer Nerds + Religion = Dominion
11. Bogus stole my virgins.
12. Male Blood Slave (for Argitoth)
13. Look Ma! I'm a Sanguine Dousing Rod.

This is one from reality:
14. No Tim, they are called flagellents, not flatulence. Dominions 2 Faux Pas #32.

This one is requires more. Have the picture of one of the pretenders (though you might want to get an artist to give you an artistic rendition rather than the pixilated)

15. "And God made Man in his own Image"
Lost an Eye
Lost Other Eye
Lost an Arm
Mute
Feeblemind
Limp
Chest Wound
Lost Other Arm
Never Healing Wound
Weakened
Crippled

Some men are uglier than others.

In Small Print at the bottom
Paid for by the Church of Bob


(#3 is something I saw in the past, I don't know if it's copywritten, but it applies

[ April 26, 2004, 03:39: Message edited by: Zen ]

[Gandalf Parker]

Originally posted by Zen:
Oh -

4. Dominions: Where God is overweight, balding, near-sighted and more than likely has an addiction to megalomania.
5. Please refer to me as Bob the Omnipotent, Prince of Many Names, King of Kings, the EverLasting Pyre, Lord of Destruction ... Thompson.
6. My Temple burned down on Turn 2.

I like these. But (as I was reminded also) the rules say 1 post only. You should edit the first post and cut-n-paste these into it.

[daesthai]

1. You're either a god or you're just pretending
2. He who sits in the heavens shall laugh. - Psalm 2:4
3. When the Lord your God brings you into the land you are entering to possess and drives out before you many nations ... then you must destroy them totally. Make no treaty with them, and show them no mercy. - Duet. 7:1-2
4. My other shirt is a Robe of Calius the Druid
5. "Men at some time are masters of their fate" - Jul Caesar, Act i, Sc.2
6. "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them." -Twelfth Night, Act ii, Sc.5
7. "Ignorance is the curse of God, knowledge the wing wherewith we fly to heaven" Henry VI, Act iv, Sc.7

[ April 30, 2004, 17:04: Message edited by: daesthai ]

[Leif_-]

Note to self: Press "Edit" not "Quote"

[ April 21, 2004, 18:55: Message edited by: Leif_- ]

[En Forcer]

Some of these are awesome! I hope they release several shirts...or have more than one saying on the winning shirt.

My suggestions:

1) Got Dominion?

2) All Hail Me!

3)These elves will kick your ***!

4) So many bloodslaves...so little time...

5) Dominion? I don't need no stinking dominon!

6) Prophet wanted

7) Can't talk...Ascending.

8)Fanatical Flagellants Flagellating Furiously

9)Eat flaming arrow Pretender scum!

10) I'm gonna get apocalyptic on your ***!

11)Have altar, need blood slaves.

12)Visit my temple and get a shirt like this one!

13)Behold...ME!

14)Will Dominate for Supplies

15)Will Forge for Food

16)My Prophet can kick your Prophet's ***!

17)My army stormed the castle and all I got was this stupid battle affliction...

18)Explore, Expand, Exploit, Extermintate!


To be continued....



[ April 27, 2004, 20:48: Message edited by: En Forcer ]

[Pirateiam]

Well here are my suggestions:

1. Horrors Happen
2. Afflictions Happen
3. Do you want to live forever? (front)
Dominions II (back)
4. What is best in life?
Crush your enemies.
See them driven before you.
And then collect thier Blood Slaves!
5. O God, that I were a man, I would eat his
heart and replace it with a Black one!
6. "Now order the ranks, and fling wide the
banners, for our souls are God's and our
bodies the King's and our swords for our
Prophet and Dominion!"
7. Dominions II. The only real Holy War!
8. As punishment for my contempt for authority
Ilwinter has made me a God!
9. Dominions II (front)
Your destiny does not write itself! (back)
10. The real measure of a God's wealth is what
he has invested in his scales.
11. History is a set of lies agreed upon by
those in charge.....Just make sure
YOU are in charge!
12. I love the smell of Foul Vapors in the
morning.
13. Great is the hand that holds dominion over
man by a scribbled name.
14. Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever
15. So.....you want to be a God?
16. "I'll sleep when I'm dead."
17. "I am become death, shatterer of worlds."

[ April 21, 2004, 23:21: Message edited by: Pirateiam ]

[Taqwus]

1. Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
2. Mine, all mine! Bwahahahaha!
3. *I* bless you.
4. I *AM* the Power.
5. Size does matter... when trampling.
6. Dominions II: The cure for sleep.
7. Dude, that was soooo Bogus.
8. To serve is yours; to rule is mine.
9. I attacked on the first turn, and all I got was a curse from a lousy Lizard Shaman.
10. In Dominions II, I'm Size 6.
11. They call me the Great Pretender / Pretending that I'm the one god...

[ April 25, 2004, 18:41: Message edited by: Taqwus ]