MP: Retold - CBM (Dom3minions blitz game), started

[iRFNA]

Ya, I've been watching your guys' shenanigans. I sorta feel like australia in a nuke war. "wtf mate?"

[Gandalf Parker]

Yes. Also scoreboards, and who stalls, can be seen without having to log in. Usually for a 9-turn period.
And turns can be emailed for those who like them as a backup feature.
Text message reminders to cell phones.
Allied and Boosted AIs added to the game.
Sneaky AI'd independents.
a "no going AI" lock on players
and lots more.

I prefer the no-menu challenge-me-to-come-up-with-something arrangement for game setup.

[attackdrone]

Those crazy skinshifters! They just go off in all directions. I can hardly control them. And the mercenaries! They're even worse...

As for rushing towards the capital - chalk it up to an unfortunate accident in geography. I skipped two independent territories of Elephants and Pegasus Riders, and then I saw Eriu.

[Tryfan]

And people say Eriu isn't an undead nation...

[Drog the Destroyer]

To: Disgruntled pretenders
From: Abysia Spa and Resort
Subject: Refunds

Dearest Pretenders

We sincerly apologize for the unfortunate incident regarding the proposed Abysian winter resort and spa, to be situated due north of Vanheim. We fully understand the frustration regarding the resulting lost investments in time-share condos.

However, a three-way invasion of Abysia is no solution, and no refunds will be given. As per the contract, subsection 28-13, a major invasion of skinshifters is considered force majeure, and as such Abysia can in good faith default on the contract. Furthermore, at this time we would like to point your attention to subsection 13-47 of the contract, which clearly states that any complainers will be burnt to cinders.

Sincerly

Nurbis, Junior director, Abysia Spa and resort, department of sales

[Tryfan]

In Eriu, Abysian spas are generally called "barbecues".

[Tryfan]

This has turned into a pretty good game.

[Gandalf Parker]

33 turns in. Not too extreme on the scoreboards. no stalls.
looks good from the outside

[Tryfan]

Well, one extreme thing - C'tis's dominion.

But I don't want to live in a swamp!

[iRFNA]

In many places, you already are. Also, sorry about all the AIDS, but the vatican has a very strict "no condoms" policy within its dominion. On the bright side...