Ye Olde Phong's Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth

[Rollo]

Yaaayy! Barfight!

*Rollo storms towards the kitchen door and swings his mighty axe in an 360� arc, bisecting all of the tiny cowboys. Then he continues to chop them into tiny pieces.

Hey, Taz! I guess you can put stew on the menu for tomorrow.

[Growltigger]

Ooohhh dont be too nasty to the cowboys Rollo, you should use non-lethal forms of fighting first. Swinging a battle axe is a little final (if typical Germanic)...

Cant you just thump them a bit first?

[Rollo]

alright...

*Rollo pulls out The Shovel of Cowboy Thwacking and beats the cowboys into pulp...

...wait, that's not right either, is it? (sigh)

my apologies...

*Rollo hides his axe and shovel behind his back and uses puppy eyes: I didn't do it...

[Gryphin]

I wonder where those cowboy bits will turn up next. Think I'll stick to plain pizza

[Atrocities]

Hey the bathroom is a lot cleaner in this joint. No wild and bizzar growth going on in here!

[Rollo]

New on the Menu: Pizza Western Style (with ground beef) and tiny Custer hats on the side

[ July 03, 2003, 13:30: Message edited by: Rollo ]

[David E. Gervais]

..I heard the news about the new Cantina and made the long journey accross the wastelands to see if the new Cantina has a table by a fake window with fake water trickling down. As I approach the new building I see 'Rex' standing outside playing with some of the vehicles. "Hi Rex, I reach into the large bag of 1001+ avatars and pull out 4 new ones.. Do you think Gt will like these?"

hmmm, sounds like a food fight in there, maybe you should escort me in to make sure these new pics don't get soiled before Gt sees them. I walk into the Cantina with Rex standing beside me. Rex Looks over to Gt, then Stomps his foot and everyone (including me) are knocked down on their buts by the concussion.

I quickly get up and walk over to Gt, Hi Gt, Did I hear you mention Gisele? What do you think of these?..



BTW, do you happen to have a nice table by a fake window with fake rain trickling down it?

Cheers!

[Atrocities]

Hey David if those are the ladies that you are bring to the party then alow me to buy you a drink. Does any one have 10 ones for a $10.00?

[Growltigger]

David, the table is over there, there is atap to adjust the amont of water trickling down the outside to suit your tastes.

BTW the "Rex" is called "Barry", dont upset him.

I like the avatars just fine, 4 Giselle Bundchens is probably rating highly on my list of things to do before I die...

Right, house rule, no lethal violence against the staff, on pain of red-hot pokering...

Rollo, come over here!

[Stone Mill]

The Ghost of PHAT Elvis grabs a seat in the back, and anxiously waits for kareoke night.