Jokes and Riddles Centre

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"Questions"

1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms.
The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?

3. There are two pLastic jugs filled with water.
How could you put all of this water into a barrel, without using the jugs or any dividers, and still tell which water came from which jug?

4. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?

5. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?

6. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it! In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out! Try to do so without any coaching!

READY FOR THE ANSWERS?

[geoschmo]

1. Take the Lions. If they haven't eaten in three years they are dead.

2. She shoots him with a camera. The water and hanging are part of deloping teh negatives.

3. Edit: Oops, misread that one Is the answer freeze the water in one of the jugs?

4. Charcoal

5. Yesterday, Today, tomorrow

6. Hmmmm. Haven't figured it out yet.

[ September 03, 2003, 18:20: Message edited by: geoschmo ]

[Loser]

1. The lions that havn'et been fed for three years are dead. This is a fairly safe room, just watch out for dieseses.

2. The woman is a photographer, and developes her own film.

3. I feel like I'm clsoe on this one...

4. Not getting anywhere.

5. Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow

6. No e's

[Suicide Junkie]

That would be using the jugs.

You need to freeze the water before putting it in the barrel.

[Loser]

Good one on the Charcoal.

I have it on the jugs. Freeze the water from the first jug, then pour the second on in there.

[edit: dangit. Beat out again.]

[ September 03, 2003, 18:25: Message edited by: Loser ]

[narf poit chez BOOM]

1. didn't get it.

2. i came up with a more elabrate one. she shot him with a needle, held him underwater with a snorkle and then hung him by his feet. on a side note, a picture isn't the person.

3. was thinking dye, but that wouldn't Last long.

4. didn't get it.

5. yesterday, today, and tommorow.

6. didn't get it.

but i did just wake up. an hour ago. hardly time to really wake up.

[Wardad]

Riddle Answers:

1. The third. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.

2. The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.

3. Freeze them first. Take them out of the jugs and put the ice in the barrel. You will be able to tell which water came from which jug.

4. The answer is Charcoal. In Homer Simpson's words: "hmmmm...Barbecue."

5. Sure you can: Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow!

6. The letter "e," which is the most common letter in the English language, does not appear once in the long paragraph.

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[ September 03, 2003, 19:53: Message edited by: Wardad ]

[Wardad]

The copper wus leggin' it afta this geeza darrn the chainy when iz torch fell n e bugg'd darrn the ol' apples n pears e nearly brarn-trou'd imself', und e stretch the swannie t see is ol' dear stand'n dare in the buff.