MP: Primordial Cake - [Game In Progress]

[AreaOfEffect]

Originally Posted by dark7element

Have been without internet for over a day, sending this from my phone. Request 12 hr extension please.

Granted. 12 hour extension.

[revenant2]

I Am the Walrus has made one of his "never wrong" predictions about the looming end game: There won't be any major wars for the next hundred turns as the nations of the world put aside their petty differences to live in idyllic harmony with one another. It will be a time where zombie, man, lagoon creature, and Hawkmen (Flash - a-ah -- he'll save everyone of us) will join hand to claw to rotting fist in mutual solidarity and peace.

Yes siree! There's absolutely no catastrophes, death, betrayals, or indescribable suffering in any of our futures. No need to panic because that's not going to happen.

Feel the love brothers and sisters.

[AreaOfEffect]

"Don't Panic"

[mattyburn7]

Rev: We propose then that Bogarus become the great banking capital of this world. We can populate all of our provinces with smirgals and put them on patrol. They will guard your precious possessions. We encourage all nations to deposit ALL of your gold and ALL of your gems and most importantly ALL of those blood virgins in our banks in our territories. We promise absolutely, positively to hand it all over when you ask...really we will. Absolutely.

[HoleyDooley]

Damn, not only has TC stolen my golden beer mug, he overwrote my global...the nerve of the guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This means we need to buy a new beer mug and break it in.

[Groundworm]

I like this noble future we work towards in mutual solidarity, with the Blood Bank of Bogarus looming over all. I like the way I Am The Walrus thinks.

Sorry, HD. Killing zombies is thirsty work, and your mug makes some awesome beer. It's so good, even our honored ancestors are enjoying it!

[AreaOfEffect]

Dark7Element, playing Utgard, has staled 3 times in the last 5 turns. I must now either find a sub or set them to AI.

[HoleyDooley]

I think its best NOT to set him to AI. He has 2 provinces.....in reality only 1, his capital, and he is a real pain in trying to remove from there given his mages and vamps.

If he goes AI, they will most likely rush out and die, and make my conquest all the easier.

[AreaOfEffect]

Sorry for my stales. I've been around but events have gotten in my way the very day I was going to submit my turns. The first was a classic American holiday and the second was the tragic hospitalization of a family member.

[YellowCactus]

Hope things get better and they get OUT of the hospital ASAP!