Forum Chat Bar & Grill - Page 35

Gryphin · #**341** June 24th, 2004, 06:00 AM

Watches as Renegades tab starts to run into more didgits than I can count.

Man is Mr Tigs gonna have a good time extracting the bill from his hide.

Psst, Mac, what does Renegade own? I think I'm in charge when the kats away.

David E. Gervais · #**342** June 24th, 2004, 10:48 AM

..I knew this would happen,.. The FBW's have drained the life out of David while giving him their 'Special Treatment' Just before David passed out he was heard saying, "Well, my mouse hands is good as new, in fact it feels even better than that." Unfortunately the 'rest' of his now misshapen body has suffered a terrible blow and will take awhile to fully recover. But as long as we can prop him up in front of his computer he'll be ok, after all his mouse hand is "Better than Ever!"

Cheers!

[ June 24, 2004, 09:49: Message edited by: David E. Gervais ]

Raging Deadstar · #**343** June 24th, 2004, 04:42 PM

As RD hides under his oven door sheild he looks at Renegade...

"Oh Boy, I thought i was in trouble when i started that revoloution...But he has just went and done it!"

RD quickly fires the Last of his jam tarts at Woundwort and backs slowly into the kitchen while avoiding the suppresion fire. He rolls back out firing cheesecake at Woundwort and calling for back up, the skylight of the cantina opens and fighters fly past carpet bombing the cantina, specifically Woundwort, with exploding lemons. Spraying the entire area with stinging citric acid. A voice comes over RD's radio...

"100% Accuracy achieved Sir, every bomb hit the floor!!!"

General Woundwort · #**344** June 24th, 2004, 05:34 PM

"What a sourpuss..."

Bailing out of the citrus-drenched pie cannon, Woundwort opens a channel to the old Starfury Cantina.

"Hey Sancho... initiate contingency plan Deadstar Omega - the Steve Irwin option."

A space-time trapdoor opens underneath RD's feet, sucking him through the multiverse to one of the myriad underground levels of the old Phong's Head cantina (now closed to the public) - and into a large saltwater tank.

The tank, of course, is filled with hungry lemon sharks.

Woundwort towels off as he watches RD tread water in the center of an ever-decreasing circle of hungry squallids on an LED screen on his wrist computer.

"Well, as the old saying goes, if life sends you lemons, make lemonade..."

Raging Deadstar · #**345** June 24th, 2004, 05:42 PM

ahh nice one Woundwort...

Feeling rather unlucky at this turn of events he searches his pockets again. Finding what he needed RD pulls out an inflatable alligator and blows it up, throws it into the water and watches as steve irwin dives for it, seems he was waiting in the wings. The lemon sharks see the dam Australian and lunge for him. Raging Deadstar heroically pulls out a gun with grappling hook (it has to be done) and lifts himself back to the cantina level landing and sliding an ACME black hole under Woundworts feet and watches him plummet further into the bowels of the cantina...what he will return with is Unknown....

Since I'm feeling Jolly, and if any drink is left before Renegade destroys it all a round is on my tab

[ June 24, 2004, 16:42: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ]

mac5732 · #**346** June 24th, 2004, 08:21 PM

Gryphin, I think he owns some very nasty weapon systems

You will have to take charge as I'm off to Origins for the weekend and won't be back on line until later Sat nite or Sunday (leaving Fri morning)....

Mac yells at the Taz clone (since the real one is apparently missing in action

) and has him cook up a special Pizza just for Gryphin

, oh and put it on RD and Renegade's Tabs

[ June 24, 2004, 19:22: Message edited by: mac5732 ]

Raging Deadstar · #**347** June 24th, 2004, 08:30 PM

I suggest Renegades *points suggestively*

I just offered everyone a round of drinks on my tab lol

Renegade 13 · #**348** June 24th, 2004, 09:42 PM

"Ah sure, put it on my tab...after all, I've already got that HUGE amount of liquor on my tab..."

Suddenly Renegade realizes that HE will be the one the bar owners come after when they look for payment for all the smashed liquor...

Hopping lightly off the bar, Renegade slowly backs up, and melts into the shadows in a dark corner of the building, leaving Woundwort in the center of a massive pile of smashed bottles

"I've never seen anything like it! He just started smashing bottles like there was no tomorrow!"

If all else fails, blame someone else!

Raging Deadstar · #**349** June 24th, 2004, 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Renegade 13:
"Ah sure, put it on my tab...after all, I've already got that HUGE amount of liquor on my tab..."

Suddenly Renegade realizes that HE will be the one the bar owners come after when they look for payment for all the smashed liquor...

Hopping lightly off the bar, Renegade slowly backs up, and melts into the shadows in a dark corner of the building, leaving Woundwort in the center of a massive pile of smashed bottles

"I've never seen anything like it! He just started smashing bottles like there was no tomorrow!"

If all else fails, blame someone else!

Jealously from his failed cantina aye? well you have an accusation now

How will woundwort react to this slanderous affair? How will GT react to this profit losing afair?

Saxon · #**350** June 25th, 2004, 02:16 PM

Are you still exploiting my FBW? They were offered as a short term export from my empire to cover my bar tab and that deal ended long ago. I need them back immediately, they are a vital trade good as well as a vital component of my race. How else do you think my empire’s population grows like rabbits?

I am jumping straight back on my time machine and heading back to my Dominions world and expect to have my FBW there by the time I arrive.

Oh, and since Mac is away for the weekend, drinks are on him.