Forum Chat Bar & Grill - Page 38

Raging Deadstar · #**371** July 1st, 2004, 08:21 PM

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Originally posted by Growltigger:
Yoiks, I have just seen the pictures of the real life Mac - he is really is the depraved old shindle shanked tosspot we always imagined him to be.

And Geo, I cannot beleive I saw a picture of Geo, it is great, he is all the man I expected him to be.

Mac though does look like a dirty old man!!

Who is this chain mail girl?

http://www.shrapnelgames.com/cgi-bin...;f=23;t=011980

All will be revealed upon reading this thread

Growltigger · #**372** July 2nd, 2004, 08:20 AM

Gryphin, congratulations indeed, but may be your furry fellah on your lip has spread to your ears (or your stetson was too low), as surely pooh star said "not liklely" rather than "yes I will". You may want to double check.

Power Man, nice one me old son. Always nice to see some generousity from a patron.

Mac, you really are a dirty old man - I am so cheered up, I always had this lingering doubt that you may actually be a 24 year old nerd pretending to be a shindle shanked old lecherous goat - my faith in humantity is restored.

Raging Deadstar, checked out the thread. I am see that you lot are fixated by this quite attractive young lady who appears to go to conventions dressed in metalware. OK, that's about normal for this cantina, but can I just say, that the chainmail does compliment her, ahem, behind quite magnificently. I wonder if I can persuade the current Mrs GT to give it a whirl!

Righto, in my absence, we seemed to have a huge food fight which I am sorry I missed, although looking at some of the comments, people are more pleased that I was not there as I would have apparently reverted to type and introduced extreme violence. That's not me anymore, the most I would do now is introduce some extreme ironing!!

Raging Deadstar · #**373** July 2nd, 2004, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Growltigger:
Righto, in my absence, we seemed to have a huge food fight which I am sorry I missed, although looking at some of the comments, people are more pleased that I was not there as I would have apparently reverted to type and introduced extreme violence. That's not me anymore, the most I would do now is introduce some extreme ironing!!

Not at all, your Violent tendencies only add to the cantinas history

I was just thinking that the food fights weapons of choice were slightly tamer than usual (I'm still smarting from the defeat of my revolution

)

Of course Renegade has just went and destroyed most of the cantinas stockpiles of brewski and other alcoholic beverages, until we were wonderfully saved by Powerman. I guess it might be time to return to type

[ July 02, 2004, 15:31: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ]

Growltigger · #**374** July 2nd, 2004, 05:36 PM

Raging Deadstar, nah, I have consigned the red hot poker hand cannon of doom to the wheelibin of despair.

I am a reformed character, a kind gentle and loving person.

I kiss flowers now

Raging Deadstar · #**375** July 2nd, 2004, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Growltigger:
Raging Deadstar, nah, I have consigned the red hot poker hand cannon of doom to the wheelibin of despair.

I am a reformed character, a kind gentle and loving person.

I kiss flowers now

Ok...what foul treachery has befallen our great patron of cantinas and cartoon violence???

[ July 02, 2004, 17:02: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ]

mac5732 · #**376** July 2nd, 2004, 07:18 PM

WHAT.... Renegade destroyed our stockpile of BREWSKIS?????? The old one slowly gets up from his chair, opens up his wonderous box of new highly powered weapons of mass destruction, starts going thru them to see which one fits the penalty for destroying Brewskis...

GT you old furry feline... Of course I'm an older more debonaire, suave, kindly, loving, sexy genteelman of many traits..

(I also take lousy photos

)I'm cuter in person

we have put a photo of the chainmail lady up over the bar along with other delicious eye booggling anatamies including your Miss Kyle

..

mac5732 · #**377** July 8th, 2004, 04:17 AM

the wize one, takes out his new handy dandy, parable bLasting, shrinking x-ray rifle, aims at Renegade, and ZAP, Renegade is shrunken down to only 4 inches tall with a pot belly

Renegade 13 · #**378** July 8th, 2004, 06:00 AM

From his new height of a mere 4 inches, Renegade stares up at the multitude of faces peering down at him. Refusing to be humiliated in such a fasion, he pulls a miniature pick axe out of his...er...handy pocket of useful thingys. Running at a swift 5 inches per second, Renegade launches himself at Mac's unprotected, bare feet, and procedes to lay into the hairy toes with the razor sharp pick.

"Miniaturize me will you!!

"

Raging Deadstar · #**379** July 8th, 2004, 02:10 PM

I accept No responsibility the lecherous turn of events this thread may take in the next few Posts

[ July 08, 2004, 13:11: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ]

mac5732 · #**380** July 8th, 2004, 08:08 PM

The wize one, taken aback by the pin prick attacks on his toes (they are not hairy, er at least the Last time I looked

) looks down at the shrunken anatamy with the pot belly beneathe him and as he lifts his one foot high over the small creatures features, he notices the small round one looking up at some of the passing FBW's with a very strange and weird look within his being, now I wonder what he's doing now, the old one mutters as be begins to lower his foot over the little one