MP: I Need More Power! - yet another MA newbie game - Finished (Ulm won by agreement)

[Mightypeon]

You are watching: Ulm news! Fair and heavy!

Breaking news!
The Peoples Liberation army of Ulm has engaged in a most cunning ploy for the betterment of the mercilessly mistreated male Masses of Man (Ulm news is most pleased with this artfull attempt at alliteration), by burning down every unfortified temple they can reasonably reach, the Peoples Army hopes to save the temple building Proletariat of Man from certain unemployment due to lack of further temple building space (OOC: Good grief, that dominion graph spike could have been blood sacrificing or something).

On a sidenote, the Army of Man also has some new positions available, although Ice Drake trainers will likely be in limited demand due to a urgent case of ice drake lacking.

[jimbojones1971]

My word, things ARE getting interesting! Man vs Ulm, the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny! :-)

I noticed that TC had stopped researching. Then I noticed that they hadn't built any units. Then I noticed that they staled last turn. Hopefully all is good with Lung Drago and (as with me in the previous turn) he just accidentally staled.

[momfreeek]

Rosa, why are your stupid ugly monsters trampling on my beautiful statues? GO AWAY VILE BEASTS!

Lucy, Goddess of the Lake

[momfreeek]

Hmm, the witches said I should calm down and try to discuss things calmy Rosa.

So I painted a nice picture of you to hang in your hovel. I only had the reports of bards to go on so I'm sure its entirely accurate:



Did I get the right number of warts on your nose?

Lucy, Goddess of the Lake

[Lung Drago]

I'm back...You see...Final exam celebration...My head still hurts a little I foolishly believed I could slip my turn in right before that buuuuut...ahem, not going to comment on it.

And Ulm fiendlishy picked up the chance and moved for attack. Not nice. Nooooooope.

Also, I believe I have songs to make. Abysia and C'tis. correct? I slightly remember preparing for that but... where did the link go? Uh, it will come eventually. Just stay tuned :P Right now, the only song I have in my head is "Champagne Showers" ^^

[Mightypeon]

The Peoples Republic of Ulm only attacked the merciless opressors of males known as Man, we did not engage in any act of war against Tien Chi, and feel ourselfs bound by our mutual NAP 3.

Also, at least something is happening finally

[jimbojones1971]

Lucy: I like your picture! It does look suitably proletarian.

Lung Drago: Congrats on your exams being over (I hope!).

Rosa: Does this now mean than Mannish women (so to speak) will be collectivised by the new regime?

[jimbojones1971]

Actually, on thinking about it, perhaps compulsory gender re-allocations might be the answer to Man's woman problem? Or women's problem with men. Whatever.

[jimbojones1971]

We've got 80 minutes to run, and Man and Ashdod's turns aren't in yet, so I will do a 12 hour extension and see how that goes.

With things finally getting fun, this is not the time to stale!

[momfreeek]

think I'll need another 12 hour extension.. there's a lot of ugly monsters to try and deal with.