Bar Trek: The Next Generation. Episode 4: Sore Leave

[David E. Gervais]

..I walk into the new antina and move over to my table by the window with the fake rain and order a nice tall galss of Amaretto di Sarono on ice..

I pull out my laptop and thanks to the latest in wireless technology, I hook up to the net and log on to the #se4 chanel at Gamesnet. hmmm, Rollo's in the shower and for the first time I see no sign of Fyron and SJ... I sit patiently and see who else will join the chat..

Cheers!

[Taz-in-Space]

...Hmmm, Katchoo is still eating the spaghetti!

Perhaps the little critter is just extra hungry -
I'll give it something else and see if it eats that.

Taz goes to the Kitchen and prepares an order of Tribble wings. He then takes the wings and a tall
frosted mug of beer and sets it down beside Katchoo.

Glancing around the bar, Taz notices that some shadowy figure in armor is watching him. In almost any other establishment this would be suspicious - but not here. Taz also notices some salted nuts and gives those to Katchoo as well.
Taz makes a note to himself to watch this narf fellow more closely.

Taz goes back to wiping the bar and waits for further developments.

[ April 19, 2003, 17:47: Message edited by: Taz-in-Space ]

[narf poit chez BOOM]

narf suddnely relizes that he needs to replace an obscure but important part of his suit, called an isp. using his nanobots he rots the onions around him. then he hides them in places were it will be hard to find them. narf flies out of the hole and says "sorry, mantenence time, gotta run"

meanwhile, the green goop follows the nuts along the ceiling.

[it's basically an advanced Version of silly putty, 5 feet across, nonsentient, dark green, follow's the nuts and each time one is eaten it grows a little less attached to the cieling. when the Last ones eaten, it becomes bright green and falls. i'm assuming the cieling and corners are dark. i'm switching my isp. don't know when i'll be back, but it should be within 5 days. side note: the suits 'personality' is: 3 dashes of anylitical machine, 1 dash of housekeeper, 1 dash of war machine. narf's is kinda into pranks and a little annoyed that he can't get out of the suit. why he always orders something with poison in it.]

[Power Man]

Power Man looks over and sees that he as been rated THREE STARS !!
“YAY, my Rants have Finally been Rated !!”
“Taz, a round of your best three star al for the room. Even the guy under the tanning (UV) lamps.

Power Man sees David G. sitting at the window. “Hay David see what I managed to save from the Old Place.”
Power Man opens his Carry-All and pulls out the small fountain from the model cantina. It’s a little dented and scratched but it looks like it would still work.
Power Man takes it outside and sets it up in front of the New Place.
He turns up the water pressure to the fountain.
This causes the fountain to expand into a full size fountain, complete with a small pond and some benches.

If one looks into the pond one may see some very hard to spot and reclusive “COY Fish”.

“I think this place could use some flowers.” Power Man opens his Carry-All and pulls out some planters and puts them around the benches.
In the theme of a major holiday on my home world I am going to plant some Lilies.

As soon as the lilies are planted they begin to change. Their flowers get kind of orange stripes and the edges get what look like sharp little points (almost like teeth!).
The stems get a coating of orangish fuzz. And the leaves get a set of (claw like ) stickers.

If one listens one might hear what sounds like a “Meow-- FITZ…FITZ ”!!!
But don’t get too close. These are “Limp Lilies” no more.
No, get too close and you will get your Nose Nibbled !

They are now Tiger ( or maybe TIGGER) Lilies !!

So David, you don’t have to listen to fake rain. You can listen to the splashing fountain.
(Just watch out for the Tigger Lilies.)

(Oh what PUNishment! )

[Raging Deadstar]

*Raging Deadstar watches as powerman continues to butcher all things cultural and sane. He Loads up his napalm spreader and unleashes firey hell upon powermna, who tries to avoid the falling flames, looking like a morris dancer whilst doing so! RD then pulls the emergency "Fire Bomb" cord and watches as the weapon fires a giant load of napalm at Powerman. Seeing that Powerman is now extra crispy and blackened he smiles to himself and proceeds to relax!*

Tanning booth?! Do i look like the sort of person who wants a tanning booth!

*Shakes his head and fires his portable gravitation hellbore with combined null space abilities. He smiles as Powerman's face becomes twisted with pain and laughs evily, knowing thet powermans bladder is rapidly imploding. Powerman runs to the "Inner Snactum" to relieve himself after one to many drinks. Raging Deadstar smiles and decides he wants to play his next game of seiv in peace and orders his Talena Atfield and Otep Shamaya combat trained body guards to make sure no one disturbs him!*

Speaking of not being disturbed! Where is Ragnarok?! it's been 5 days and he hasn't put in an appearance. I'll give him 5 more days and if he doesn't appear i win the war *gets up and does victory dance! Luckily the curtains are closed so no-one sees!*

Come on rags, i've set the ultimatum!

[ April 21, 2003, 18:41: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ]

[David E. Gervais]

Originally posted by Power Man:
So David, you don’t have to listen to fake rain. You can listen to the splashing fountain.
(Just watch out for the Tigger Lilies.)

Power Man, The old fountain looks great, and I like the fake rain, not just for the sound, I like the way the water slowly washes down the window. I kind of reminds me of a one-way lava lamp

Of course, now that you installed the fountain, I'll be sure to take advantage of the benches on nice sunny days!

Cheers!

[Taz-in-Space]

...OK everybody Powerman has bought a round for the house! (Just hope he can still pay after getting napalmed)

And while your getting your drinks, Take a copy of Taz's very first game: 1050951944.zip

after downloading it, just unzip to a directory and execute the EXE file.
(NO I did NOT mean to kill the file! RUN IT!! )

ESC will exit game
F1 will bring up the help file

Any insanity derived from game is at own risk and free!

Comments/complaints here or to fishnetpenna@yahoo.com

[Raging Deadstar]

*Raging Deadstar notices that a large arcade style computer game has been placed in a corner. Raging Deadstar walks over and pays the fee, which he notes is exceptionally high, seeing that taz is the creator it's probably lining growltiggers pockets so he happily continues and watches as hundreds of food shaped objects fly across what only looks like an oak polished bar!*

Nice Taz, is pretty fast though, i probably have burst a blood vessel in my fingers from that! Do you get bonus points for the brewski's?

*Sits down and thinks and orders a nice fruit cocktail juice with a lime slice on the top and proceeds to wait for the next unsuspecting customer*

[ April 21, 2003, 20:41: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ]

[Power Man]

Power Man returns "Relaxed and Refreshed" from the "Inner Sanctum".
What was that famous quote ? "I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

Ya RD like your purple curtains, UV lights, and enema firing cannons are "cultural and sane".
Maybe I ought to change your lights to be what they call "Black lights", you know the ones that make everything glow. That would give you a "different" color.

Power Man steps out of the cantina for a bit.
A short time later Taz gives RD a note.
RD reads the note. "GO OUTSIDE YOU NEED MORE TRAINING. Signed A Wise Master"

Intrigued RD goes outside. He sees that a large Un-Painted fence has been built all around the cantina!
There is a small sign sitting on a large can of toon paint the never empties and tiny angry toon brush that is always "Bristled" . It reads "Time for a LESSON."

Since RD knows that this is the way to true wisdom he is COMPELLED to take up the tiny brush and he begins to Paint the Fence. He will CONTINUE to paint the fence until the job is done.

However the fence is VERY LONG. The brush is VERY TINY. And when (and IF) he ever gets done the toon paint will change color, forcing him to START OVER.

One Last item.
The fence was made from "Drift" Wood. SO as RD is painting the fence the whole loop and RD lift off the not so solid ground and in the weak gravity they both start Drifting Away!!
RD is so ATTRACTED by the unpainted fence that, paint can and brush in hand, he just keeps on painting away.

Good By RD. I hope you will Learn something.

Ragnarok are you out there? When are you going to show up? RD needs some one else to play with.
All I ever wanted is a good card game.

[Raging Deadstar]

Originally posted by Power Man:
Power Man returns "Relaxed and Refreshed" from the "Inner Sanctum".
What was that famous quote ? "I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

It's almost as refreshing as smelling your armpits in the morning, smells like....VICTORY!

Ya RD like your purple curtains, UV lights, and enema firing cannons are "cultural and sane".
Maybe I ought to change your lights to be what they call "Black lights", you know the ones that make everything glow. That would give you a "different" color.

Excuse me But my corner of the cantina is very much cosy and "cultural" well more gothic culture than anythign but still culture. Unlike your house of cards! my corner can survive a gust of wind!

Ragnarok are you out there? When are you going to show up? RD needs some one else to play with.
All I ever wanted is a good card game.

EXCUSE ME!! I don't need ANYONE to play with in that sense! Anyway Growltigger gave the fbw's the order to cater for my every whim, so

*Raging Deadstar finally wanders back into the cantina having painted the fence, albeit badly and in different sevral colours but still it is pianted. During this time he has learnt many wonderous things and gained supernatural powers. For he is now a wise master himself now! He returns now in traditional black robes with purple insides with a purple belt round his waist! he searches his now vast memory for many different revenges! Fianlly he picks a suitbale measure and He then pulls out his enema shooting device and gives powerman 1 minute to run. Thinking to himself he loads the armour piercing buttplugs and proceeds to go hunting!*

In the words of GT

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOO!!!