Your Empire Is Going To War When:

[RudyHuxtable]

68. You click the mouse over the "OK" when you wish to engage enemy ships.

69. There is NO 69.

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

70. You are in a game with Growltigger, Woundwort, Deathstar, AgentZero, Angel, Puke and Renegade, and you send a message to everyone saying "Bar and Grills Totally Suck!"

[RudyHuxtable]

oooof. I like 70.

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

70b. You are in a game against RudyHuxtable, NullAshton and myself and you say "Take-Out Huts Really Suck!"

[NullAshton]

71. You get a message claiming that your homesystem is their hunting grounds.
72. You decide to test out your shiny new star destroyer. Unluckily for you, they decided to move in a whole bunch of ships in that sector right before your people press the Big Red Button.
73. You accidentally hit the Big Red Button.
74. You accidentally hit the enemies Big Red Button, and this button isn't like the first one.
75. You're in a 1 vs 1 human game, and you say hi to the other person.

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

76. In an ASTM game, you're playing as Federation, and suddenly you see that everyone else in the galaxy are AI Hirogen.....

[NullAshton]

77. You meet the Borg.

[El_Phil]

78. You get concerned that your guns may be rusting from disuse.

[Caduceus]

79. You find out another human player is dating your sister in RL.

[NullAshton]

80. You're itching to try out your new worldship.