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September 16th, 2003, 08:48 AM
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Re: OT Dragon*Con (for Primitive)
According to Dogbert, people can be classified by using two variables: cute/ugly and smart/stupid. Therefore, there are four types of girls:
1. cute and smart
2. cute and stupid
3. ugly and smart
4. ugly and stupid
Category #4 is the largest group, followed by #3, then #2, and then #1.
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September 16th, 2003, 04:00 PM
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Re: OT Dragon*Con (for Primitive)
According to my wife, your analysis also applies to men.
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September 19th, 2003, 04:51 AM
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Re: OT Dragon*Con (for Primitive)
Well, who likes beer? (I do!)
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September 19th, 2003, 06:42 AM
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Re: OT Dragon*Con (for Primitive)
That pic is not going to make me switch to Bud.
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September 19th, 2003, 07:26 AM
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Yep - didn't like Bud before - and really dont like it now! |
September 19th, 2003, 07:41 AM
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Maybe she'll look better once you've had a few beers?  |
September 19th, 2003, 02:52 PM
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Re: OT Dragon*Con (for Primitive)
Now you’re getting there.
She looks almost exactly like one of my favourite old girlfriends. If the persona is also alike, it would be pretty easy to make the disgusting beer commercial (as in disgusting beer, not disgusting commercial) go away
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September 19th, 2003, 03:19 PM
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Re: OT Dragon*Con (for Primitive)
I have a special appreciation for puns, so let fly when they are free .
Also, assuming you avatar has a picture of you, then, at our age, we tend to drool over a lot more than the younger guys  .
Having said that, I must say I'm not a completely lost cause...my limits are somewhat higher than the average lecherous old codger due to having a wife already 15 years younger than me... 
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