Things That I Have Discovered In Life

[narf poit chez BOOM]

61: Sudden changes in velocity are bad for your health.

62: Brush your teeth at least twice every day.

63: Think.

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[Atrocities]

64. You always find things when your not looking for them.
65. Never ask the lady who is cutting your hair when she is due. (Very bad)
66. Always read the fine print, especially when it comes to money.
67. American made cars and trucks Last about 20,000 miles before they start to break down while Jap made cars and trucks Last between 150k to 200k before they start to break down.
68. Never Bar Bay Q indoors during an ice storm.
69. Never use a hair dryer while taking a shower.
70. There is a differance between gas and desiel, and gas cars do not run on desiel, and desiels do not run on regular. (True Story poor the wrong gas can into the big truck. Dad was pissed.)
71. Women are seldom right, although any man dumb enough to say anything other than, "Your absolutely right dear," gets what he deserves.

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[narf poit chez BOOM]

69a: Never use any electrical appliance that isn't rated waterproof around water, and I would be cautious of any with enough power to kill.

71a: This is why Narf will probably never get married, since I don't back down to anyone when I'm right. I'd have to marry a women who'd settle for 'hmm'.

[Atrocities]

72. Drinks at comedy clubs are grossly over priced.
73. Going to the movies alone is considered pathetic.
74. The term Rush hour is an oxymoron.
75. No matter how well you plan something, it never goes as planned.
76. Japanese Porno Animy is very interesting... Seriously. (Discovered this by mistake)
77. If you’re up at 3am watching TV, your most likely eating Doritos, ice cream, or left over cold pizza.
78. Space Empires IV is as addictive as crack cocaine.
79. If you build it, they WILL tax you to death.
80. When the gas gauge needle is on the big E, better get some gas soon.

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[narf poit chez BOOM]

81: Knowing wether you should do something is just as important as knowing wether something should be done. Got that from a book. Decided it made sense.

[bearclaw]

82. There are 3 kinds of people in the world: Those who are good at math, and those who arn't.

[Kamog]

83. Nobody is normal.

84. Whenever there's a lunar eclipse or solar eclipse, it's cloudy.

85. It's almost impossible to win any prizes with those McDonald's Monopoly games because you very quickly get all the stickers you need except for one and keep getting duplicates of the ones you already have.

86. It's possible to take the square root of an imaginary or complex number. You just get another complex number as the answer.

87. It's important to always use the proper safety equipment when doing any sort of sports or activity where you could potentially get hurt.

88. Some vegetables and fruits don't keep very long and you have to eat them quickly before they go bad. So don't buy tons of broccoli, cucumbers, bananas etc if you're not going to eat it within the week.

[Gandalf Parker]

89a. Normal people who think they are crazy, are normal.
89b. Crazy people who know they are crazy are safe.
89c. Normal people who think they are normal are fanatics.
89d. Crazy people who think they are normal are considered to be the most dangerous.

89. Avoid anyone who says they are normal.

[bearclaw]

90. Beware of strange Warp Points.

[Atrocities]

Originally posted by bearclaw:
90. Beware of strange Warp Points.

You get the Five Star for the day.