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Old November 24th, 2003, 04:50 PM
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Default Re: OT: Wierdest Spam I ever recieved

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Originally posted by Taz-in-Space:
...This has to be the wierdest spam that Taz has EVER recieved:

Футбол в Лужниках!

Для Вас:
1. Предоставляем площадки для мини-футбола (прорезиненное ковровое покрытие) – 1000 рублей в час.
2. Для частных лиц, желающих играть в футбол, мы подбираем команду по возрасту и интеллекту – 100 рублей в час.

БЕСПЛАТНО предоставляем:
- футбольный инвентарь (мячи, Жилетки, конусы, фишки и т.д.)
- консультации профессионального тренера.
- теплые раздевалки с душевыми кабинками.

По желанию организовываем судейство (платно)
3. Предоставляем САУНЫ.
За один час – 600 рублей.
За два часа – 1000 рублей
За три часа – 1200 рублей, каждый последующий час после трех часов – 300 рублей.
4. Профессиональная подготовка любительских команд к турнирам. Техника, тактика, стратегия, коллективные действия ( 500 рублей одно занятие)

Для Ваших детей:
5. Индивидуальная комплексная подготовка мальчиков, возрастом до 13 лет, к профессиональному футболу, с последующим трудоустройством.
Занятия проводят тренеры по футболу, легкой атлетике, плаванию и ритмике с футбольной направленностью. 300 рублей одно занятие.

СОБЕРИТЕ КОМАНДУ ИЛИ ПРИХОДИТЕ САМИ ПРОВЕСТИ СВОБОДНОЕ ВРЕМЯ С ПОЛЬЗОЙ ДЛЯ ЗДОРОВЬЯ

If ANYONE out there has ever seen this (and can translate) Taz would be VERY interested in hearing about it!!!

My guess: I just got my first Encrypted Message.
Unfortunately, Taz has NO IDEA what will de-encrypt it.

P.S. Above was titled : Private Message
Yea... So private that even I can't read it!
It is Russian To view letters correctly you should setup broweser to recognise Cyrillic encoding. Go to "view", "encoding" and select Cyrilic(win).

Basically it is an advertising from "Luzhniki" stadium in Moscow. Apparently they have a nice set of health and fittness clubs. If you ever be in Moscow and want sauna or gym, that's a place They also have a soccer school for boys and want you to join !

[ November 24, 2003, 14:53: Message edited by: oleg ]
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Old November 24th, 2003, 08:26 PM
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Default Re: OT: Wierdest Spam I ever recieved

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Originally posted by Andres:
My 15 year old sister receives a lot of 'penis enlargement' spam.

I tend to automatically erase anything that looks like spam (I had to retrieve some non-spam Messages from the trash folder more than once).

Do they ever work?
Even in the strange occasion that I might be interested in buying the product/service they offer, I'd already dismissed their email.
Nothing works better than diet and exercise.
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Old November 25th, 2003, 07:34 AM
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What sort of diet, and what kind of exercise?
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