Hall of Doh!

[Tyrant]

yep- Holy Calamari Batman! Is that a 300 ton suffocating squid falling from the sky?

[Endoperez]

Tyrant said:
yep- Holy Calamari Batman! Is that a 300 ton suffocating squid falling from the sky?

I told you to stop eating the purple fish, Auluudh! You're 524 years too young for that! You are going to go to your cave now and will stay there until Polypal Mothers send for you, understand? Pfft, squid-filled stars from above the surface of the surface? The spawn these days...

Poor aboleths, they never saw it coming.

[Zenzei]

I was just testing Kailasa in SP and moving around my ring of wizardy in order to cast some ritual spells. As a result of slightly careless mouse clicking I ended up giving it to that super commander named "Throw Away" who even happens to have infinite item slots. Doh'ness ensued.

[moderation]

Saulot said:
He likely teleported. Considering the 'high power'.

An astral Kraken? Sounds like a good target for Magic Duel.

[Forrest]

You want duh?

I am in the middle of the ocean. Atlantis or one of the stupid water nations. No magic on my imprisoned pretender. Turn two a earthquake takes out my lab and I have no mage to rebuild.

Game over.

[Sombre]

An imprisoned pretender with no magic? Your scales must be [censored] hot.

[Wrana]

Well, with such hot scales you probably could make enough troops to take somebody's province with lab... Or buy Dagan the Renegade Sage's services.

[Zenzei]

While in theory that's possible it will still take several turns to find and conquer such a province and it's highly unlikely Dagan will be as an available merc when you need him for this kind of job.

[Sombre]

There are plenty of magic using mercs though.

[Zeldor]

And you have plenty of money when you are not recruiting mages