Forum Chat Bar & Grill - Page 41

Raging Deadstar · #**401** July 13th, 2004, 03:02 PM

Raging Deadstar takes pity on his fellow 17 year old and pulls out some various deadly equipment and decides to do a Macguyver.

"Now if i rewire this Gravitational Hellbore with those drink straws, power it with the left over tribbles and chilli sauce and use the numerous protection fields surrounding the Cantina and channel them through said Hellbore we could make Renegade back to his normal size..."

RD Thinks for a second...

"Or we'll scatter his atoms over an extreme distance!"

RD presses the button and hopes for the best. There's a large bang followed by a distorted field of vision materialising into a normal sized Renegade

"Oh, and there's the now 7ft tall Ant that got zapped and is behind you"

Growltigger · #**402** July 13th, 2004, 05:51 PM

GT meanwhile, is blissfully unaware of all the size altering shenagigans going on in the corner, as he sits at a quiet table enahling the magnificent odour of some cedronella citrensis and ocimum basilcum genovese..

Chaps, keep it quiet, a reformed homocidal lunatic is trying to enjoy the pleasures of the country over here!

And to answer your question, of course the FBW's wear undergarments. This is a refined place here, no yelling "girls, get your, ahem, puppies out for the lads" allowed in this venue.

At a push, your might be able to yell "Ladies, please release your decolletages from their corsetry for the delectation of the gentlemen here present" but that is your lot.

Note to self, new uniform for the FBW's, neck to ankles, heavy weight hessian cloth, wimples and chastity belts.

Renegade 13 · #**403** July 13th, 2004, 08:32 PM

Ah, now that's better. Oh, and dont' worry about the ant. He's kind of my pet now. We got acquainted during my time as a 4 inch man. He's now my bodyguard/pet/trained killer...so be careful; those mandibles are sharp!

Gryphin · #**404** July 13th, 2004, 10:06 PM

Renegade, what's his name.
< sprinkles a few sugar cubes on the floor >

Renegade 13 · #**405** July 14th, 2004, 01:05 AM

Well...he doesn't really have one yet. I just call him Ant. But if anyone has a better name for him, go ahead and let me know

Taz-in-Space · #**406** July 14th, 2004, 04:07 AM

...from behind the bar, a noise rises in loudness from nearly unnoticable to overpowering ear-numbing roar...

- at it's pinnacle, a trap-door slams open and a minature whirlwind rises up and suddenly collapses into a brown haired, toothy form known as TAZ.

Hmmm, Mac, GT, Gryphin, RD, Renegade, 7 Ft Ant, Kamog, Ragnorok,
> 7 FOOT ANT! <

Taz eyes the small ant traps behind the bar doubtfully as he studies this beast.
He notices that the ant follows Renegade around and comes to a decision.

After a brief flurry of activity, Taz hands Renegade a leash and collar and says: OK, your pet is allowed - but you are responsible for him! Absolutely no more than one customer eaten per week and you clean up any, err, MESSES he leaves!!

And may I suggest you name him 'Uncle'.

That taken care of, Taz proceeds to restock the bar with the supplies he carried in from that maze of storerooms under the bar.

tesco samoa · #**407** July 14th, 2004, 05:15 AM

http://www.flacserver.com/cowbell.mpg

Mac this for you.... The cow bell

mac5732 · #**408** July 15th, 2004, 02:56 AM

the old eyes look at the seemingly non violent gift from the Old Snake (tesco) hmm, he looks over at tesco, reaches for his transmorgafier, points and shoots, POW... oh oh, instead of shrinking Tesco, he again hit the wrong switch (have to put his glasses on next time

) and the Old Snake has been transformed into a hocky puck. Oh well, comments the wize one as he takes aim at the new puck on the floor, he transmorgafies his umbrella into a hockey stick, aims for the table where GT is quietly sitting, eating his curds and way... and kaploooieee, off shoots the new Tesco....

mac5732 · #**409** July 19th, 2004, 05:11 PM

Hey everyone, step up to the bar, Drinks are on the old snake Tesco and Rags to celebrate their birthdays... Taz fill up the glasses, may they both enjoy their special day, (Sorry I missed your B-Day post earlier Rags) have the FBW's oodle around them and fawn over their every wish for the day.

Oh ya, and don't try to sell them any greying reducer or hair fallout protection. They're beyond that now

ps. put the bill on Gryphin's & Gt's tab,

[ July 19, 2004, 16:12: Message edited by: mac5732 ]

mac5732 · #**410** August 3rd, 2004, 03:30 AM

Bump

can't let the old bar and grill get covered with cob webs..