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Raging Deadstar · #**411** August 7th, 2004, 06:08 PM

Polishes the Bar and grill

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I wonder what renegade has done with that ant....

*RD Picks up two rather large kebab skewers, puts on traditional english african game hunting hat and goes on a hunt, complete with oversized elephant gun.*

Renegade 13 · #**412** August 7th, 2004, 07:02 PM

Well, unfortunately, he started eating the wood of the bar here...and as you can imagine, a 7 foot ant can eat a LOT of wood! I had to give him away

Raging Deadstar · #**413** August 7th, 2004, 08:38 PM

*Considers putting the hunting equipment away*

Oh well...Wait, what is that?

*RD spies the sleeping form of one of the customers...Looks like mac fell asleep waiting . RD Loads some rather unpleasent food from the kitchens, loads the rifle and waits patiently behind a fort of overturned tables

mac5732 · #**414** August 9th, 2004, 01:36 AM

the old one fains sleep as he watches the shenanigans inside the pub, he notices a figure trying to hide with what appears to be some type of weapon.... hmmmm he whispers as he non chalontly fingers his miniture rabble rousing defumagating shrinking ray beam

Growltigger · #**415** August 12th, 2004, 01:05 PM

Doh, I really must have not drunk enough recently, or maybe too much, people in the cantina are talking about 7 foot ants, and also it doesn't half look funny....

you go away for a couple of weeks, and look what happens!

Raging Deadstar · #**416** August 12th, 2004, 01:14 PM

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Doh, I really must have not drunk enough recently, or maybe too much, people in the cantina are talking about 7 foot ants, and also it doesn't half look funny....

you go away for a couple of weeks, and look what happens!

I thought our respectable, no longer concerned with debauchery and raucous behavior, patron of the cantina had given up wild nights?

Renegade 13 · #**417** August 12th, 2004, 05:18 PM

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you go away for a couple of weeks, and look what happens!

Couple weeks, hah! Its been more like a couple months with nary a peep!

Raging Deadstar · #**418** August 12th, 2004, 06:36 PM

Raging Deadstar, still in his traditional 1900's eccentric hunters gear, stands up, levels his elephant gun, takes aim and with a quick swift spin targets renegade and fires!*

BooommmmmmSpleeuggh

Renegade is now covered in some undescribable (but i'll try anyway) green mulsh that looks derived from tribbles, sprouts and numerous other veggies*

We need a good old fashioned cantina event...I'm sure we had a greek night at one point... Any Suggestions anyone?

mac5732 · #**419** August 12th, 2004, 11:25 PM

how about a wet T-shirt contest

all FBW, celebreties and chain mail persons wanted. We shall wet their torso, for purely scientific research of course, shall study the various possiblities of one's anatamy in the name of science.

Renegade 13 · #**420** August 12th, 2004, 11:36 PM

Renegade, covered in the indescribably putrid mess of Tribble, and assorted veggies, stumbles over to the nearest corner, and proceeds to puke his guts out.

"Ugh, I usually only do that after a long night drinking!"

Launching himself behind the bar, Renegade closes his hands upon his newly procured weapon. Cradling the innocent looking device in his hands, he leaps to his feet, aims quickly at RD, and fires.

As the projectile launches itself towards Raging Deadstar, it begins to unfurl, showing for a split second its horrible nature.

Before RD even has time to scream, he is covered in a particularily nasty mixture of purplish goo, consisting of blended cockroach parts, haggis, and cattle intestines.

Sure hope that didn't hit anyone else!