320.2! 301.5, 311.3, 65.4

[Stone Mill]

Someone help with the physics here...

But putting Sally Struthers in orbit has a real danger of offsetting the gravitational balance of our system. I fear that she may draw the moon out of orbit.

And stray refuse (such as wrappers, bones, and KFC buckets) that falls out of her pockets endangers the earth with constant mereoric harassment.

God forbid... any post-meal methane release may alter the delicate balance of our troposphere!

[ October 07, 2002, 15:59: Message edited by: Stone Mill ]

[mottlee]

Originally posted by geoschmo:

quote:

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Originally posted by mottlee:
Well I see we had another name change, just how DO you change the name IF you did not make the topic?

You don't unless you are a moderator.

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Thanks Geo....I see this post has inside help

[TerranC]

My gods I can't believe that this topic has gone down to unposted.

[TerranC]

And on Monday night too. Lots to post about ya know.

[TerranC]

I just can't believe it; I'm replying to my own post! Talk people! talk!

*can you see that I'm trying to get to 600th post?* *Is it that obvious?*

[TerranC]

Hey Look at this:

INDIO, California (AP) -- It may be the perfect date movie.

Each day, in a small movie theater here, curious patrons watch a short flick called "The Romance and Sex Life of the Date."

Don't get any funny ideas: It's about dates, as in the sweet fruit.

The Coachella Valley date harvest is in full swing and production is expected to hit 30 million pounds, said John Beck of the California Date Commission.

And one date producer, Shields Date Garden in Indio, isn't above using sex to help sell its share. Deceased founder Floyd Shields was a master marketer who came up with the saucy sounding movie in the 1950s. It runs continuously at Shields' 108-seat theater from 8 a.m. to 6 p.m. daily and is free.

"We still have people that ask us if they can take the children in," said 80-year-old Juanita Ottman, who works the counter at Shields.

The movie is the true story about how dates reproduce.

Date trees come in male and female Versions. Bees are drawn to the male's elaborate flowers, but avoid the female's. So workers cut off the male flowers, dry them and extract the pollen. The pollen is then applied to the female flowers.

Funny funny funny

[TerranC]

Ruatha, could you change the title again to supercalifragilisticexpialadocious?

Let me write that again:

S U P E R C A L I F R A G I L I S T I C E X P I A L A D O C I O U S

Thank you have a nice day

[Ragnarok]

Just a fact: Its been awhile since I've posted here.

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by TerranC:
I just can't believe it; I'm replying to my own post! Talk people! talk!

*can you see that I'm trying to get to 600th post?* *Is it that obvious?*

Yes it's plainly obvious. We would have never figured that one out.

[sparhawk]

We are talking:

Look I'm talking.
(ok for the real wake people: I'm writing that I'm talking..)

Sign....