MP: NewbsWithLowSelfEsteem - Year 8: A Dance with Illithids

[iRFNA]

It's true, I tell you! IT'S TRUE!!

[bbz]

Ulm I am sorry for your "elite" army. that 340 man loss must have hurt On the bright side though 65 of them werent exactly living at the first place so I didn't really kill them.

[lwarmonger]

While unfortunate, they were all expendable for the people's revolution. My income just went through the roof too! Have at you!

[bbz]

If you call that an expandable army, then I'm a bit scared.

[lwarmonger]

I can regenerate that in about five turns.... Funding constraints meant I had stopped recruiting a while ago. The only ones that are hard to rebuild are my cavalry (capital only and expensive), but I'm not really leaning on them at all (as you can see, I didn't go for any kind of bless).

[iRFNA]

You don't tell your enemy those things... Unless everything you said was a lie! But would you exaggerate or understate your capabilities? Very clever, you're setting up the perfect trap for bbz. He won't even know what it is, but simply by virtue of reading of your deception, he is guaranteed to do exactly what you want him to do! Of course, my pointing it out may change things... Unless that's exactly what you expected me to do! Dear god! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! ****ing illuminati!!!

[bbz]

He wouldn't be writing that unless he wants me to react in a certain way about it. And I am aware of that.

[NaivePhilosopher]

Ah yes, the super double secret twist reverse-double reverse branch of psychology. Good work everyone.

[SirMu]

Ah, my ridiculously circuitous plan is one-quarter complete.

[lwarmonger]

Originally Posted by SirMu

Ah, my ridiculously circuitous plan is one-quarter complete.

My illuminati and the robot devil have a lot in common. And I think you are all missing the simplistic brilliance of my master plan.

Step 1: Sacrifice thousands of lives in pursuit of power
Step 2: ?????????
Step 3: Profit!!!!!!!!!