Things You Might See On An SE V Bumper Sticker - Page 5

Strategia_In_Ultima · #41 January 25th, 2005, 06:10 PM

89. I Get My Refreshments From The Devonshire Pub!
90. ---WARNING--- Boarding Parties Will Emerge From Trunk In 10 Seconds If You Can Read This (in font size 4)
91. My Long Range Scanner Tells Me Your Fuel Has Nearly Run Out!
92. Don't bother hiding those illegal immigrants in your trunk. My Tachyon Sensors have already picked them up.
93. ---WARNING--- Cloaking Device On Board. May Suddenly Turn Invisible. Do NOT Accelerate If This Happens.
94. Press Here For Self-Destruct
95. I Don't Have A Trunk, You Moron. I Have A Mine Layer III
96. No, Those Aren't My Headlights, Those Are My Graviton Hellbores Charging Up
97. ---WARNING--- AI Minister Control Is On. Expect Erratic Illogical Movements That Seem Too Stupid To Be True
98. My other car is a Space Yard Ship.
99. (placed underneath 98) The reason I'm not using it is because it's building cloaking quantum sphereworld bases around our Sun. Expect an Eclipse within a few months
100. This Car Is In Fact A T-Model Ford That Has Been Retrofitted 900 Times
101. This Car Is In Fact A Baseship. It Has Been Retrofitted To The Size Of A Car
102. Moon? What Moon? Oh, you mean my Battlemoon up there?

Urendi Maleldil · #42 January 25th, 2005, 06:47 PM

103: You have an EEE up your tailpipe.

Atrocities · #43 January 25th, 2005, 06:54 PM

104. "Small size makes car 20% harder to hit during combat."
105. "Driver - Unstable"
106. "Warrior - Populations prefer that their race be aggressive when driving."

David E. Gervais · #44 January 25th, 2005, 07:33 PM

107: This Warp Point has a 500 mineral Toll.
108: Take my Warp, Please!
109: Fire at Will, DOn't worry he can take it, he has massive shields and armor.

Cheers!

Ed Kolis · #45 January 25th, 2005, 07:42 PM

110. Gasoline planets are the best!
111. Warning - Driver's Aggressiveness is set to 125%!
112. This Vehicle equipped with Cobalt Warheads
113. I Brake for Phongs

Strategia_In_Ultima · #46 January 26th, 2005, 07:21 AM

114. I Brake For EEE... but only because they're hell to get off your windshield
115. Drushocka On Board!
116. Exhaust? Oh, You Mean My Drone Launcher III?
117. ---WARNING--- Remote Mining components on board. If you get any closer, they will suck up your vehicle's chassis, driver/passengers and fuel.
118. My other car is a Dreadnought with Quantum Reacot, Repair Bay, Gravitational Quantum Resonator & Gravitational Condenser.
119. (underneath 118) The reason I'm not using it is because my Texas cousin has it up on blocks.
120. Beware of strange warp points!

Strategia_In_Ultima · #47 January 26th, 2005, 07:28 AM

121. Ancient treaties stipulate your passenger seat belongs to me.
122. ---CAUTION--- Warp Points may be opened from this vehicle. Do NOT drive into them. They will lead directly to my home system.
123. I Brake For Drushocka... but only because I'd probably destroy my car if I hit them.

jbmetrics · #48 January 26th, 2005, 08:57 AM

124. Forget about the baby on board, worry about the modder behind the wheel
125. Will trade Sol III for advanced technologies
126. You are an addict if you want SEIV over SEX

Timstone · #49 January 26th, 2005, 10:05 AM

I like #124 very much. Good one!

Atrocities · #50 January 26th, 2005, 10:57 AM

127. "Shrapnel Fanatic"
128. "I killed a billion people before breakfast"
129. "Put down that cell phone and worship me, your Emperor"
130. "Peace is for the weak and cowardly."