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Old July 8th, 2004, 06:13 AM
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Default Re: Geoschmo has left the building...

No, he didn't drop it...
*Catches the ball and tosses it to the group of FBW's*
98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 97 bottles of beer on the wall...

Hmm, why are these beers stuck on the wall? Are they glued there?
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Old July 8th, 2004, 09:05 AM
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Default Re: Geoschmo has left the building...

returning from the bathroom, dogscoff hears some strange noises from behind one of the doors. He peeks inside, thinking maybe it's a gatecrasher....

"Oh my God! what are you..? She's... he's.... thy're... that's not even... is that possible..? are you actually..? OK, sorry to disturb you all... I hope you're planning to clear all that up!"

Suddenly a very pale colour, dogscoff returns quietly to the party.
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Old July 8th, 2004, 03:27 PM
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Originally posted by Raging Deadstar:

The sound of padding Posts can be heard clearly throughout the forum from this thread.
I think we all need a padded room for our activities here.

But what the hey! 95 bottles of beer on the wall, 95 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 94 bottles of beer on the wall...

*Grabs the ball from mid air and tosses and his RD* Oops, that was an accident, I swear!

[ July 08, 2004, 14:28: Message edited by: Ragnarok ]
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Old July 8th, 2004, 04:07 PM
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A small cargo shuttle lands out in the drive way. A small troop of blue cargo droids carrying large boxes, crates, and kegs file into Geo's house.

HI Everybody. I heard there was a party at Geo's and thought I would help out with the Goodies.

Power Man heads into the kitchen to put the stuff on ice.

"EUEEE What is that Stuff on the stove!!!" "Oh it's supposed to be chili. "
Taking a small taste… "Yep it Definitely needs Something!!"

Power Man carefully opens a small armored box. Inside is a jar of ACME Brand SUPER DUPER EXTREAMLY HOT CHILI POWDER. You know the brand with the Toxic waste and Radiation Hazard decals on it.
After activating all of he suits shields Power Man opens the jar and adds just one, or two, oops three drops to the pans on the stove. Just as he bends over the Last pot some type of ball comes flying into the kitchen.
It hits Power Man's hand and causes him to drop the whole jar into the pot!!! Grabbing a spoon he tries to fish the jar out of the pot. But it is too late, the chili turns an odd shade of reddish brown, and begins to bubble, bubble, toiling and troubling. The spoon starts to melt.

OH BOY I think this is going to be a GOOD BATCH!!

Putting the lids back on and cleaning up the evidence Power Man moves into the main room.

94 bottles of beer on the wall, 94 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 93 bottles of beer on the wall
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Old July 8th, 2004, 06:10 PM
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Default Re: Geoschmo has left the building...

hmmm, I wonder what would happen if we filled Geo's pool with 'Jello'? (Just how cool does it get at night here?)

Muahahahahahaha

..93 bottles of beer on the wall, 93 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 92 bottles of beer on the wall ... La La La..

Cheers!
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Old July 8th, 2004, 08:00 PM
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double post, this one may be deleted, oops

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Old July 8th, 2004, 08:01 PM
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As the wize one keeps an eye on the chili and Powerman's additions, he looks out the kitchen window and see the FBWs in their skimpy bikinis jump into the pool which is full of jello with whip cream and begin to slip and slide making an eyefull site

The old one turns around and joins in the chorus,

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Old July 8th, 2004, 08:11 PM
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Default Re: Geoschmo has left the building...

According to this site {link}, Jello has to be heated to at least 40C/104F to dissolve properly.

So in the real world you'd get lumps of sticky goo sinking to the bottom. Fortunately, this isn't the real world.

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Old July 8th, 2004, 08:38 PM
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Look, guys! Geo has a trampoline in the back yard!

90 bottles of beer on the wall...
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Old July 8th, 2004, 09:39 PM
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Quote:
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Look, guys! Geo has a trampoline in the back yard!

90 bottles of beer on the wall...
FBWs...Trampoline...I am there!

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 88 bottles of beer on the wall...
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They were armed. With guns, said Omari.
Canadians. With guns. And a warship. What is this world coming to?
The dreaded derelict dwelling two ton devil bunny!
Every ship can be a minesweeper... Once
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