OT: Good quotes - Page 5

narf poit chez BOOM · #41 September 7th, 2005, 03:49 AM

"Chew, and swallow." - Me, in responce to the question 'How can you eat all that?'

dogscoff · #42 September 7th, 2005, 10:54 AM

One of my favourites from Red Dwarf:
Hideous mutant vampire polymorph disguised as a beautiful woman: "Hi, 'm the Genetic Mutant"
Cat: "Jenny who?"

From http://www.sockbaby.com (episode 1)
"Go back to your alien brethren, and tell thedm that Ronnie Cordova says they're gay!"
(Normally I wouldn't find that funny, but sockbaby is awesome.)

Renegade 13 · #43 September 8th, 2005, 12:29 AM

"Me, me, me"....."Me too" Agent Smith 1 says the first part, to Agent Smith 2 (who says the second part) in the Matrix Reloaded after Agent Smith 1 takes over the body that became Agent Smith 2's. I dunno, I just love that, maybe you have to have seen it. Great movies.

It is like wiping your *** with silk. - The Merovingian in the Matrix Reloaded. That one cracks me up too.

Strategia_In_Ultima · #44 September 8th, 2005, 07:37 AM

"Never - EVER - invade unless you know you can outsmart the enemy at all points. And even then make sure you outnumber him at least 10 to 1!"
-me

"War is decided by the smallest of inconveniences - rioting border colonies, drops in construction speed due to pop leaving the planet on a colonizer, stars going nova without reason....."
-again, me

"They haven't defeated you until they've destroyed all your stars, wiped out your colonies, eliminated all orbital defenders and have overwhelming ground forces on your homeworld..... and even THEN you're not defeated!"
-again, me

"What do you mean, the Emperor of the Khartozia Imperium needs a life just because he's referring to himself in the third person nowadays?"
-me..... again

Atrocities · #45 September 8th, 2005, 09:33 AM

"Shazzabot!"

"I intend to wipe them off of the face of this Earth with the fury of Gods own wrath."

Ed Kolis · #46 September 8th, 2005, 02:31 PM

"No plan survives first contact with the enemy." - Marketing slogan for MOO3, which was unfortunately much less successful than whatever famous general the quote was taken from

El_Phil · #47 September 8th, 2005, 03:39 PM

No it was unfortunate, MOO3 just wasn't any good. It was a crushing disappointment that's why it wasn't successful, nothing unfortunate about it.

Raging Deadstar · #48 September 8th, 2005, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Ed Kolis said:
"No plan survives first contact with the enemy."

I'm sure that was some prussian general...
*rummage*

Karl Von Clausewitz. Heh, watching lot's of Documentaries is really beginning to pay-off.

"Speak Softly and Carry a Big Stick" ~ Theodore Roosevelt

narf poit chez BOOM · #49 September 9th, 2005, 02:18 AM

"Just tell me the universe isn't going to fall apart and kill me and I'm good." - The unaptly named Dandy

"The universe isn't going to fall apart and kill you." - The unaptly named Mistake

"Then see, I'm good." - Dandy

http://www.dandyandcompany.com/ - A boy, 'his' dog, their respective girlfriends, his dogs' brother, his dogs' brothers' faithfull killer robot, the crocadile in the back yard, the boys' evil double, the boys' dogs' evil double, the boys' dogs' brothers' evil double, aliens, government conspiracies, superheroes, a cosmic beanie, evil robot dogs...I have a vague memory of a talking frog...

...Confused yet?

narf poit chez BOOM · #50 September 9th, 2005, 03:47 AM

'"What was that?" Jerry asked, peering over the edge.
"I think it was a ninja dwarf," Wiz said wonderingly.
Danny frowned. "That sounds like a character from a D&D game." He thought for a second. "A bad D&D game."'

Rick Cook, The Wizardry Cursed. I've quoted him before in these threads, and never used up everything.